making up rumors about me
that aremalicious and untrue !
But I am going to proveonce and for all
I am not a fish.
Because I am a genius
I have ascertainedthat fish have gills.
Doctor, do I have gills ?
He does nothave gills.
You hear that,no gills.
So I can't be a fish.
And I'm a genius voice of ageneration, so I'm not gay.
So that is that,alright, it's over.
Now are thereany questions ?
Do you likefishsticks ?
Love 'em !
You're a gay fish.
No, I'm not,ahghghgh !!
Recently we've all come to knowthe fishsticks joke
as probably the funniest,most awesome joke ever.
But who originallycame up with it ?
Well, here's your answer-
Joining us tonight,the brains behind
the incrediblefishsticks joke --
The one and only,Carlos Mencia !
Yeah,Viva la Mexico !
So Carlos, you've gota show on Comedy Central
a stand up tour,where did you have time
to come up withthis classic joke ?
Well, you know, I was justkickin' it with my homies
and my brain -you know my brain
is always so full of ideas'cuz I'm so funny and stuff...
So I was all like -
"Hey Pepeeto,you like fishsticks ?"
And my homeboy says,
'Yeah Carlos y'knowyou're so funny'.
And then it justoccurred to me,
'Oh man, you must bea gay fish, holmes !'
That's just how I cameup with it, mi amigos !
He Does Not Have Gills
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE