making up rumors about me
that aremalicious and untrue !
But I am going to proveonce and for all
I am not a fish.
Because I am a genius
I have ascertainedthat fish have gills.
Doctor, do I have gills ?
He does nothave gills.
You hear that,no gills.
So I can't be a fish.
And I'm a genius voice of ageneration, so I'm not gay.
So that is that,alright, it's over.
Now are thereany questions ?
Do you likefishsticks ?
Love 'em !
You're a gay fish.
No, I'm not,ahghghgh !!
Recently we've all come to knowthe fishsticks joke
as probably the funniest,most awesome joke ever.
But who originallycame up with it ?
Well, here's your answer-
Joining us tonight,the brains behind
the incrediblefishsticks joke --
The one and only,Carlos Mencia !
Yeah,Viva la Mexico !
So Carlos, you've gota show on Comedy Central
a stand up tour,where did you have time
to come up withthis classic joke ?
Well, you know, I was justkickin' it with my homies
and my brain -you know my brain
is always so full of ideas'cuz I'm so funny and stuff...
So I was all like -
"Hey Pepeeto,you like fishsticks ?"
And my homeboy says,
'Yeah Carlos y'knowyou're so funny'.
And then it justoccurred to me,
'Oh man, you must bea gay fish, holmes !'
That's just how I cameup with it, mi amigos !
He Does Not Have Gills
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.
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