Alright, hey how we allfeeling tonight...
So let me ask the guysin the audience a question-
Do you like fishsticks ?
Yes !Yes !Yes.
Huh... what are you,gay fish ?
And so uh,hey Paul...
Do you likefishsticks, Paul ?
What are you Paul,a gay fish ?
So apparentlymore and more Americans
are eating fishsticks-have you see this ?
Have youread about this ?
Kind of makes me wonder,you know ?
What is everybody,a gay fish ?
It is quite possibly thefunniest joke ever conceived,
and its origin is unknown.
The fishdicks jokecrosses all borders
all races all agesand ethnic groups
and is slowly unitingour country.
In fact, the only person whoappears to not get the joke
is rapper Kanye West
who becomes furious when peopleuse the joke on him.
Yo' that is messed up, yo.
I am not gay.
And I sure as hellain't no fish, alright ?
You...really don't get it ?
Hey man,I'm a genius, alright.
I'm the most talented musicianin the world.
If I was a homosexualor a fish, I would know !
You're a rapper.
And you likefish dicks.
You're a gay fish.
No I'm notno gay fish.
Just gay ?
I'm not gay andI'm not a fish.
You are male.
Damn right I'm male !
A male thatlikes fish dicks.
Yeah, I like fishsticks.
You like to put fish dicksin your mouth.
You're a gay fish.
Alright that does it !
I'm gonna kick yourmotherfucking ass !
You're A Gay Fish
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.
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After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go fishing for the perfect joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy's fish stick joke catches on.x CLOSE
The funniest joke ever is uniting the nation.x CLOSE
While Cartman tries to cash in on the joke's popularity, his authorship comes into question.x CLOSE
Kanye West continues to deny that he's a fish, and the joke's "creator" stops by Conan.x CLOSE
Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.x CLOSE
Kanye uses his genius to solve the fish sticks equation.x CLOSE
Cartman writes an awesome joke and slays a dragon.x CLOSE
Kanye confronts Carlos Mencia about the joke.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jimmy go on the Ellen Degeneres show.x CLOSE