Alright, hey how we allfeeling tonight...

So let me ask the guysin the audience a question-

Do you like fishsticks ?

Yes !Yes !Yes.

Huh... what are you,gay fish ?

And so uh,hey Paul...

Do you likefishsticks, Paul ?

Uh... Sure.

What are you Paul,a gay fish ?

So apparentlymore and more Americans

are eating fishsticks-have you see this ?

Have youread about this ?

Loving fishsticks.

Kind of makes me wonder,you know ?

What is everybody,a gay fish ?

It is quite possibly thefunniest joke ever conceived,

and its origin is unknown.

The fishdicks jokecrosses all borders

all races all agesand ethnic groups

and is slowly unitingour country.

In fact, the only person whoappears to not get the joke

is rapper Kanye West

who becomes furious when peopleuse the joke on him.

Yo' that is messed up, yo.

I am not gay.

And I sure as hellain't no fish, alright ?

You...really don't get it ?

Hey man,I'm a genius, alright.

I'm the most talented musicianin the world.

If I was a homosexualor a fish, I would know !

You're a rapper.

Yes !

An entrepreneur.

Yes.

And you likefish dicks.

Yes.

You're a gay fish.

No I'm notno gay fish.

Just gay ?

I'm not gay andI'm not a fish.

Man !

You are male.

Damn right I'm male !

A male thatlikes fish dicks.

Yeah, I like fishsticks.

You like to put fish dicksin your mouth.

Yeah.

You're a gay fish.

Alright that does it !

I'm gonna kick yourmotherfucking ass !