But those are justgingersnaps, Katie !
( queefs )
( cackling )
( doorbell ringing )
Could you get that,Katie ?
( queefs )
Oh, my God,look, Katherine !
It's Canadian Television starsTerrance and Phillip !
Oh, my God,they're famous !
Oh, hello, sirs !
It is such an honorto meet you !
Oh, Katie, I'm gettingall goose bumpy and queefy !
( queefing )
May we come in, please ?
Oh, certainly, thoughI fear we look a mess !
Pretty nice placeyou have here.
Network must bepaying you well.
Oh, yes, the show is going aboot as well as it could !
( queefs )
All right, enough withthe queefing !
We didn't comefor a social call !
That's right,we've come to kill you.
( gasping )
Why kill us ?We love you !
Because you've reducedCanada Channel
to smut and toilet humor !
Well, I supposeif we're going to die,
we should die by the handsof our idols.
Your idols ?
We grew up watching you.
You meantthe world to us.
We used to fantasize aboutpleasing you
in all different ways.
Know that it is an honorto die by your hand.
I don't think I cando it, Phillip.
Why not ?
Because I'm suddenlyfinding myself
strangelyattracted to Katherine.
That's crazy, Terrance.
Katie is obviouslythe hot one.
It's An Honor To Meet You
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.
The boys can't wait to get home to see the thrilling conclusion to the Terrance and Phillip special.x CLOSE
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.x CLOSE
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.x CLOSE
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.x CLOSE
The Marshes all sit down to have a nice, quiet dinner. But that doesn't happen.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.x CLOSE
The Boys visit a bed-ridden Butters.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip take a romantic road trip to Canadian wine country with Katherine and Katie.x CLOSE