Our next guests have reallytaken America by storm.
Their new hit showis being tuned in
by womenall over the world.
Please welcome,the Queef Sisters !
( applause & cheering )
Oh, hello, Regis !Hello, Kelly !
( queefs )
( cackling )
So, uh, gals, you seem toreally like queefing.
Well, Reeg,it's like this,
we think that queefingis a perfectly normal
female bodily function.
Why not have funwith it ?
( queefs )
( cheering )
But I mean, really, isn'tqueefing a bit juvenile ?
Men enjoy farts,
so why shouldn't womenenjoy their queefs ?
( applause )
We've written all aboot itin our new feminist book
"Eat, Pray, Queef."
Well, I think that whatyou gals are doing
for the feministmovement is amazing !
And that's why women all overAmerica stand behind you !
( queefs )
Terrance and Phillip,you've put on a terrific show
for many, many years.
You've made Canada Channelwhat it is today.
Fired ?!Fired ?!
Sorry, guys, but this queefingthing is really catching on.
Queef Sisters ratingsare through the roof.
And to pay themwhat they're asking,
we've gotta get rid of you.
Good-bye,here's some cookies.
Brian, don't do this !
You can't letCanada Channel be soiled
by that perversegarbage !
You know it's sick !
Yes, I know it's sick.
To be honest, I gag every timeone of them lets out a queef.
But it's money, goddamn it,and this channel needs it.
I'm sorry,Terrance and Phillip.
Your show is done.
Goodbye, Here's Some Cookies
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.
The boys can't wait to get home to see the thrilling conclusion to the Terrance and Phillip special.x CLOSE
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.x CLOSE
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.x CLOSE
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.x CLOSE
The Marshes all sit down to have a nice, quiet dinner. But that doesn't happen.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.x CLOSE
The Boys visit a bed-ridden Butters.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip take a romantic road trip to Canadian wine country with Katherine and Katie.x CLOSE