( door slamming )
Oh, my God,well, how is he doing ?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Okay, well, thank youfor telling me, Mr. Stotch.
I'll spread the word.
Yeah, you take care,bye.
We need to cancelour plans, Sharon.
There's gonna be an emergencyall-parent meeting
at the school tonight.
Why ?What happened ?
A girl at school,she queefed on
one of Stan'sfriends today.
( knocking )
I heard about whathappened at school today.
You wanna talkabout it ?
Butters was justsitting there, Dad.
He-- he didn't evenknow it was coming.
I know, pal.
Sometimes bad thingshappen to good people.
But, you know, Buttersis still Butters
and he needs you guysright now more than anybody.
It was so gross, Dad.
I mean, what if anothergirl at school tries to--
Hey, we're getting allthe parents together.
We're gonnatake care of this, okay ?
Nothing like this willever happen again.
Okay, parents, some of youhave already heard
but most ofyou have not, m'kay.
We've had a terrible incidentoccur at the school.
Apparently a young girl
went up to a young boyhere at the school, m'kay,
and queefed in his face.
What ?Oh, my God !
How did this happen ?
Where werethe teachers ?
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute,are you saying we're all here
just because a girlqueefed on a boy ?
We're here tofind out why !
The question is how dowe send a message
to other girls in the schoolso this doesn't happen again ?
( all talking )
... not happen again.
Now hold on a minute.
I think we're beinga little drastic here.
You know, I probably seea boy in my office
once a week forfarting on a girl.
What does that have todo with anything ?
Oh, my God !This is ridiculous !It's the same thing !
Bad Things Happen to Good People
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.