( door slamming )
Oh, my God,well, how is he doing ?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Okay, well, thank youfor telling me, Mr. Stotch.
I'll spread the word.
Yeah, you take care,bye.
We need to cancelour plans, Sharon.
There's gonna be an emergencyall-parent meeting
at the school tonight.
Why ?What happened ?
A girl at school,she queefed on
one of Stan'sfriends today.
( knocking )
I heard about whathappened at school today.
You wanna talkabout it ?
Butters was justsitting there, Dad.
He-- he didn't evenknow it was coming.
I know, pal.
Sometimes bad thingshappen to good people.
But, you know, Buttersis still Butters
and he needs you guysright now more than anybody.
It was so gross, Dad.
I mean, what if anothergirl at school tries to--
Hey, we're getting allthe parents together.
We're gonnatake care of this, okay ?
Nothing like this willever happen again.
Okay, parents, some of youhave already heard
but most ofyou have not, m'kay.
We've had a terrible incidentoccur at the school.
Apparently a young girl
went up to a young boyhere at the school, m'kay,
and queefed in his face.
What ?Oh, my God !
How did this happen ?
Where werethe teachers ?
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute,are you saying we're all here
just because a girlqueefed on a boy ?
We're here tofind out why !
The question is how dowe send a message
to other girls in the schoolso this doesn't happen again ?
( all talking )
... not happen again.
Now hold on a minute.
I think we're beinga little drastic here.
You know, I probably seea boy in my office
once a week forfarting on a girl.
What does that have todo with anything ?
Oh, my God !This is ridiculous !It's the same thing !
Bad Things Happen to Good People
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys can't wait to get home to see the thrilling conclusion to the Terrance and Phillip special.x CLOSE
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.x CLOSE
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.x CLOSE
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.x CLOSE
The Marshes all sit down to have a nice, quiet dinner. But that doesn't happen.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.x CLOSE
The Boys visit a bed-ridden Butters.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip take a romantic road trip to Canadian wine country with Katherine and Katie.x CLOSE