I've been on holdfor 35 minutes !

Well, we want some goddamnedanswers, that's what we want !

Like why did you showthat smut instead of

the Terrance and Phillipconclusion, you asshole ?!

What's going on ?

We're complaining tothe Canada Network

'cause they putsomething really gross on TV.

You wanna tell me what's funnyabout two women shooting air

from their vaginainto a man's face ?!

No, no, see, some of us wereeating when you showed that !

I threw upon my way home.

Clyde threw upon his way home !

What makes you think you canput that kind of

filth on television ?!

You tell 'em, Cartman !

What happened ?

They didn't show part twoof Terrance and Phillip !

They replaced itwith the Queef Sisters !

It was just 30 minutes of twowomen queefing on people !

Oh, what,so farts are hysterical

but queefs are gross ?

You know that little kids couldhave been watching that !

What kind of network areyou running there in Canada ?

Don't call me "buddy,"I'm not your buddy !

I can't believethey're this upset.

God, they're annoying.

I don't even knowwhat a queef is.

It's when a woman blowsair out her vag, Annie.

Oh.

You know that girlSamantha Dunskin,

she can make herselfqueef whenever she wants.

Really ?

Wait a minute,I've got an idea.

And to that end, by resortingto filth and garbage,

the CanadaChannel has thusly...

Robbed us of ourinnocence.

Yes, that's good.

"... robbed us ofour innocence..."

Hey, guys, we have alittle surprise for you.

What ?

( queefs )

Wahhghghhghghh !

Ahgghghghgghghghgh !