I've been on holdfor 35 minutes !
Well, we want some goddamnedanswers, that's what we want !
Like why did you showthat smut instead of
the Terrance and Phillipconclusion, you asshole ?!
What's going on ?
We're complaining tothe Canada Network
'cause they putsomething really gross on TV.
You wanna tell me what's funnyabout two women shooting air
from their vaginainto a man's face ?!
No, no, see, some of us wereeating when you showed that !
I threw upon my way home.
Clyde threw upon his way home !
What makes you think you canput that kind of
filth on television ?!
You tell 'em, Cartman !
What happened ?
They didn't show part twoof Terrance and Phillip !
They replaced itwith the Queef Sisters !
It was just 30 minutes of twowomen queefing on people !
Oh, what,so farts are hysterical
but queefs are gross ?
You know that little kids couldhave been watching that !
What kind of network areyou running there in Canada ?
Don't call me "buddy,"I'm not your buddy !
I can't believethey're this upset.
God, they're annoying.
I don't even knowwhat a queef is.
It's when a woman blowsair out her vag, Annie.
You know that girlSamantha Dunskin,
she can make herselfqueef whenever she wants.
Wait a minute,I've got an idea.
And to that end, by resortingto filth and garbage,
the CanadaChannel has thusly...
Robbed us of ourinnocence.
Yes, that's good.
"... robbed us ofour innocence..."
Hey, guys, we have alittle surprise for you.
( queefs )
I'm Not Your Buddy
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys can't wait to get home to see the thrilling conclusion to the Terrance and Phillip special.x CLOSE
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.x CLOSE
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.x CLOSE
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.x CLOSE
The Marshes all sit down to have a nice, quiet dinner. But that doesn't happen.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.x CLOSE
The Boys visit a bed-ridden Butters.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip take a romantic road trip to Canadian wine country with Katherine and Katie.x CLOSE