Ahp-ahp-ahp,that's my seat, Craig.
Dude, I was here first.
It's my goddamn house.
Now get your bitch-asson the floor !
It's on, it's on,it's on !
( announcer ) You are watching the Canada Channel.
The only Channel in Canada.
( narrator )Terrance farted onthe American President
but Phillip took the heat.
( farts )
( laughing )
It wasn't me !
( farts )
( laughing )
And now thethrilling conclusion of...
will not be seen tonight
so that we may bring youthis Queef Sisters special !
( horn honking )
( announcer )Canada Channel presents:The Queef Sisters.
Katherine and Katie Queef.
Two Toronto Girls who loveshooting air out their vaginas.
It's a Queef Sisters Specialon Channel Canada.
All right, Queef Sisters,
it's time for your yearlyPap smear and vag exam.
All right, Doctor.
I'm ready, Doctor.
Now, I'm just going tocheck for cysts.
( queefs )Agh !
Ha hah ahahahaahaa !!
What the fuck is this ?
Now listen here,if you queef in my face
then I refuse to be yourgynecologist !
I'm sorry, Doctor.
I had air trappedin my vagina.
Well, just don'tlet it happen again.
Now I'm just going tocheck for cysts.
( queefs )Ugh !
Ha hahaahahahahaa !
Now stop it,that isn't funny !
Babies come from there !
( queefs )
That's it,no Pap smear for you.
But, Doctor,what if I have cancer ?
You should'vethought of that
before you queefedin my face three times.
They... they aren'tgonna show
part two of theTerrance and Phillip show ?
Doctor, my sisteris just being difficult.
Maybe you could just examinemy cervix instead ?
Oh, all right,let me check for cysts.
( queefs )No !
Ha ha ahAhahaaaaaaaa !
That does it,Queef Sisters !
I'm not your vaginal doctoranymore !
Oh, Katie, I do believewe made the doctor angry !
I guess so, Katherine.
Dude, what the hell isthis disgusting crap ?
What the hell is thisdisgusting crap ?
Queef Sisters ?!
That's right, it's a hot, newCanadian show we're trying out.
You replaced our showwith this ?!
But they aren't funny.
All they do isqueef all the time !
That's sick !
You think farts are funny,why not queefs ?
Because babiescome from there !
Aye, look, guys, women arestarting to be the driving force
behind the television audience.
Y'know, womenempowerment and the get-go.
So we want to try to appealto the female sensibility.
Sorry, guys, but if you ask me,your farts have gotten stale.
( school bell ringing )
Blood Rage: Part 2
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys can't wait to get home to see the thrilling conclusion to the Terrance and Phillip special.x CLOSE
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.x CLOSE
Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it's funny.x CLOSE
The parents are shocked about what's happened at the school, and Randy tries to comfort Stan.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip aren't happy about Canada Channel's newest hit show.x CLOSE
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.x CLOSE
The Marshes all sit down to have a nice, quiet dinner. But that doesn't happen.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip confront the new stars of the Canada Channel.x CLOSE
The Boys visit a bed-ridden Butters.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip take a romantic road trip to Canadian wine country with Katherine and Katie.x CLOSE