Ahp-ahp-ahp,that's my seat, Craig.
Dude, I was here first.
It's my goddamn house.
Now get your bitch-asson the floor !
It's on, it's on,it's on !
( announcer ) You are watching the Canada Channel.
The only Channel in Canada.
( narrator )Terrance farted onthe American President
but Phillip took the heat.
( farts )
( laughing )
It wasn't me !
( farts )
( laughing )
And now thethrilling conclusion of...
will not be seen tonight
so that we may bring youthis Queef Sisters special !
( horn honking )
( announcer )Canada Channel presents:The Queef Sisters.
Katherine and Katie Queef.
Two Toronto Girls who loveshooting air out their vaginas.
It's a Queef Sisters Specialon Channel Canada.
All right, Queef Sisters,
it's time for your yearlyPap smear and vag exam.
All right, Doctor.
I'm ready, Doctor.
Now, I'm just going tocheck for cysts.
( queefs )Agh !
Ha hah ahahahaahaa !!
What the fuck is this ?
Now listen here,if you queef in my face
then I refuse to be yourgynecologist !
I'm sorry, Doctor.
I had air trappedin my vagina.
Well, just don'tlet it happen again.
Now I'm just going tocheck for cysts.
( queefs )Ugh !
Ha hahaahahahahaa !
Now stop it,that isn't funny !
Babies come from there !
( queefs )
That's it,no Pap smear for you.
But, Doctor,what if I have cancer ?
You should'vethought of that
before you queefedin my face three times.
They... they aren'tgonna show
part two of theTerrance and Phillip show ?
Doctor, my sisteris just being difficult.
Maybe you could just examinemy cervix instead ?
Oh, all right,let me check for cysts.
( queefs )No !
Ha ha ahAhahaaaaaaaa !
That does it,Queef Sisters !
I'm not your vaginal doctoranymore !
Oh, Katie, I do believewe made the doctor angry !
I guess so, Katherine.
Dude, what the hell isthis disgusting crap ?
What the hell is thisdisgusting crap ?
Queef Sisters ?!
That's right, it's a hot, newCanadian show we're trying out.
You replaced our showwith this ?!
But they aren't funny.
All they do isqueef all the time !
That's sick !
You think farts are funny,why not queefs ?
Because babiescome from there !
Aye, look, guys, women arestarting to be the driving force
behind the television audience.
Y'know, womenempowerment and the get-go.
So we want to try to appealto the female sensibility.
Sorry, guys, but if you ask me,your farts have gotten stale.
( school bell ringing )
Blood Rage: Part 2
The Terrance and Phillip special turns out to be a joke...that wasn't very funny.