Why would someonedo this ?
What is this ?What is going on ?
It's the Jew.
Somehow he got a platinumAmex with no spending limit.
What's he doing ?
He's paying foreveryone's debts.
Hey, thanks, kid, this isreally nice of you.
But that's impossible.
Why would hedo this ?
So that peoplehave money to spend.
Kyle-- Kyle, you have tostop this !
It's okay, ma.
No, Kyle, you'll be in debtfor the rest of your life !
Please, somebody,get him to stop !
( groaning )
Uh, there's about$17,000 worth here.
( groaning )
He paid for our debts sowe could spend once more.
No, he's just passed out.
We should get himto bed.
( sobbing )
For the first timein almost a year
The Economy in South Parkhas taken a small
but noticeable upturn.
Stores and shopping mallsare open again
as newly debt-free peoplefeel safe to make purchases.
Wow, the newMargaritaville !
With salsa dispenser !
Just pour your favoritesalsa in the top
and it comes outthe dispenser at the bottom !
Oh, we need this !
Are we out ofthe woods yet ?
Only time will tell.
But we must not forgetthe sacrifice one person made
to restore our faith
and make us believe inthe economy once again.
The person we must thankevery day
for his amazing sacrifice--
Aw, come on !
Paying For Everyone's Debts
Kyle takes on everyone's financial burden, and South Park is finally free. To spend.