blow up anything, are we ?
If you don't make goodon your threats, Chaos,
then what good areyour threats ?
But you really wannablow up a hospital ?
I mean, aren't youa good guy ?
Sometimes blowing uphospitals is for
the greater good, Chaos.
You know,I've been thinking.
If we're reallyevil villains,
then we should betray him
and blow him up withthe hospital.
Y'know, you're a littlescrotum licker, dude.
Why don't youshut the fuck up ?
All right, Chaos,I'm gonna get the triggers
for these thingsat Ace Hardware.
Keep an eye on this stuff.
Oh, jeez, General Disarray.
This is a lot more thanI ever really intended.
I mean, I hate the world
and all its punyinhabitants and all that,
but blowing up a hospitaljust seems mean.
( gasping )Oh !
Oh, hamburgers !
Hagh, Mysterion-- Ibudduh,I buddush-hebba-hebba...
Why are you doing this ?
This isn't yourusual M-O, Chaos.
Well, I-bubba--I was just...
and then The Coon showed up
and he was-a is-aabuduh abdudh...
( Butters )Ahghghggh !
What is that ?
( grunting )
Look, Mysterion andProfessor Chaos are fighting !
Give him hell,Mysterion !
( cheering )
Look out, Mysterion,General Disarray is behind you !
Ehh-- ow !
Jesus Christ, we needback up out here !
I think I can geta shot at Chaos, sir !
You think your bulletscan hurt him ?
( all gasping )
Yeah, we did it !
Mysterion is dead.
( whimpering )
The impossiblehas happened.
Mysterion... belovedprotector of the city...
Who will save us now ?
Wait, look !
He's all right !
( cheering )
( grunting )
( Cartman )Oh, my God,look, everyone !
It's The Coon !
Fear not, everyone !
The Coon is hereto save the day !
Isn't that Bruce Vilanch ?!
Be careful,Bruce Vilanch !
There's superhumansfighting right over there.
Okay, sorry, sorry !
Sorry, I give up !Please, I give up !
Don't worry, Mysterion,The Coon will now help you !
Whoa, wait, I thought wewere working together--
Oh, jeez, I thinkI broke a tooth !
( mumbling )
( cheering )
That was greatteamwork, Mysterion.
South Park is safe...until next time.
What next time ?
Well, people areobviously so desperate
to learn your identity thatthey'll do anything.
Won't be long beforethe next villain comes along
and threatens violence unlessyou take off your mask.
Professor Chaos vs. Mysterion
The people of South Park look on in horror as Professor Chaos and Mysterion duel it out high overhead.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE