Whoa, what the...
Do not be afraid.
I mean youno harm.
Hey, hey, you're thatMysterion kid !
Yes, but now I believesomeone is trying
to learn my true identity.
Dude, everyone's trying tofigure out who you are !
I cannot be unmasked for thenI would stop being a symbol.
I need help.
Somebody who can dobackground checks for me,
do some investigating.
Who, me ?Why ?
Because I think you arethe smartest kid in class.
This way !
We will now show you oursecret Headquarters of Doom !
You guys have your ownstorage facility ?
Actually it belongs toGeneral Disarray's Grandma,
but she lets us use it.
This is where we come upwith all our evil plans !
Here's our computer relays.
And this is likea a Cube of Chaos
that can destroy the worldin one second !
And here's someof our evil minions !
We have everythingwe need here !
Can I offer you a Cokeor a Sprite or something ?
I'll take a Sprite.
Get The Coon a Sprite,General Disarray.
As you can see,we too have been working hard
on Mysterion's identity.
You have an entire walldedicated to Mysterion ?
Do you still have that
"Who is the Coon" T-shirtI gave you ?
Oh, yeah, I think it'saround here somewhere.
Using our photos, we aretrying to pinpoint
Why is Cartmancrossed out ?
He could be Mysterion.
No, he's too fat.
Based on his body type,it's gotta be someone like
Stan or Kyle.
All right, all right,all right, look, Chaos.
Just set up a video camera.
I know how we can putan end to Mysterion
once and for all.
Secret Headquarters of Doom
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE