Whoa, what the...
Do not be afraid.
I mean youno harm.
Hey, hey, you're thatMysterion kid !
Yes, but now I believesomeone is trying
to learn my true identity.
Dude, everyone's trying tofigure out who you are !
I cannot be unmasked for thenI would stop being a symbol.
I need help.
Somebody who can dobackground checks for me,
do some investigating.
Who, me ?Why ?
Because I think you arethe smartest kid in class.
This way !
We will now show you oursecret Headquarters of Doom !
You guys have your ownstorage facility ?
Actually it belongs toGeneral Disarray's Grandma,
but she lets us use it.
This is where we come upwith all our evil plans !
Here's our computer relays.
And this is likea a Cube of Chaos
that can destroy the worldin one second !
And here's someof our evil minions !
We have everythingwe need here !
Can I offer you a Cokeor a Sprite or something ?
I'll take a Sprite.
Get The Coon a Sprite,General Disarray.
As you can see,we too have been working hard
on Mysterion's identity.
You have an entire walldedicated to Mysterion ?
Do you still have that
"Who is the Coon" T-shirtI gave you ?
Oh, yeah, I think it'saround here somewhere.
Using our photos, we aretrying to pinpoint
Why is Cartmancrossed out ?
He could be Mysterion.
No, he's too fat.
Based on his body type,it's gotta be someone like
Stan or Kyle.
All right, all right,all right, look, Chaos.
Just set up a video camera.
I know how we can putan end to Mysterion
once and for all.
Secret Headquarters of Doom
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.