( Cartman )I had no choice.
I was at theend of my rope.
Sometimes whena superhero needs answers,
he has to turn to the wretchedunderbelly of society.
( Butters )Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Look what the catdragged in.
Come out whereI can see you.
What's the matter, Coon ?
I didn't want toresort to this,
but he could havethe answers I need.
How utterly delightful.
The heroicand mighty Coon...
come to put a stopto me again.
Chaos-- I need tokeep on my toes.
I'm not here to stop youthis time, Chaos.
I need information.
Oh, I'm sure you do.
But you seeI-- wugh...
but you see I also knowyou like to beat me up.
I didn't call youto fight, Chaos.
I came to see if youknow Mysterion's identity.
Oh, I'm close !
And I'll putan end to him
and all of youGoodie Two-Shoe heroes.
I'm not on his side.
Do you thinkI'm a fool ?
All those times you've stoppedme from my acts of evil,
all those times youtricked me into meeting you
and then gave-- yougave me titty-twisters.
Not this time, Coon.
I finallylearned my lesson.
Now, General Disarray !
( grunting )
Oh-oh, careful,General Disarray.
Ahh, stop it,you little butthole !
Knock it off !
We beat him,General Disarray !
Listen to me !
I want to help youget rid of Mysterion !
Let him go,General Disarray !
( panting )
Why would you help us ?
Because Mysterionis trying to--
Little fucker,that fucking hurt !
Because Mysterionis trying to say
he's the herothis town needs.
But that's my job.
But you both fightfor justice and good.
Yeah, but he'sa fucking dick.
I want him gone justas much as you do.
I will show you what we knowabout Mysterion's identity.
But if this issome kind of setup--
Look, I'm the good guy,Chaos.
I don't betray people.
I didn't like having towork with this scumbag,
but I knew Mysterionwas out there,
plotting his next move.
The Heroic and Mighty Coon
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.