( Cartman )I had no choice.
I was at theend of my rope.
Sometimes whena superhero needs answers,
he has to turn to the wretchedunderbelly of society.
( Butters )Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Look what the catdragged in.
Come out whereI can see you.
What's the matter, Coon ?
I didn't want toresort to this,
but he could havethe answers I need.
How utterly delightful.
The heroicand mighty Coon...
come to put a stopto me again.
Chaos-- I need tokeep on my toes.
I'm not here to stop youthis time, Chaos.
I need information.
Oh, I'm sure you do.
But you seeI-- wugh...
but you see I also knowyou like to beat me up.
I didn't call youto fight, Chaos.
I came to see if youknow Mysterion's identity.
Oh, I'm close !
And I'll putan end to him
and all of youGoodie Two-Shoe heroes.
I'm not on his side.
Do you thinkI'm a fool ?
All those times you've stoppedme from my acts of evil,
all those times youtricked me into meeting you
and then gave-- yougave me titty-twisters.
Not this time, Coon.
I finallylearned my lesson.
Now, General Disarray !
( grunting )
Oh-oh, careful,General Disarray.
Ahh, stop it,you little butthole !
Knock it off !
We beat him,General Disarray !
Listen to me !
I want to help youget rid of Mysterion !
Let him go,General Disarray !
( panting )
Why would you help us ?
Because Mysterionis trying to--
Little fucker,that fucking hurt !
Because Mysterionis trying to say
he's the herothis town needs.
But that's my job.
But you both fightfor justice and good.
Yeah, but he'sa fucking dick.
I want him gone justas much as you do.
I will show you what we knowabout Mysterion's identity.
But if this issome kind of setup--
Look, I'm the good guy,Chaos.
I don't betray people.
I didn't like having towork with this scumbag,
but I knew Mysterionwas out there,
plotting his next move.
The Heroic and Mighty Coon
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE