( Mysterion )I could no longersit by and watch
as my city becamea cesspool of crime.
I have lived in South Parkall my life.
I decided it was up tome to keep this town safe.
Nobody at school knowsmy double life.
To them, I'm justanother 4th grader.
But tonightI am Mysterion.
Ah, Mysterion,thank God you've come.
What news do you have ?
There's somegraffiti on the bridge again.
I think those 6th-grade kidsare doing it.
And the guy atthe movie theater
is harassing Mexicans again.
We'll get right on it,Mysterion.
Thank you forall your help.
God speed, Mysterion !
( Detective )You are a beacon of hope
in an otherwise bleakand dreary world !
I'm gonna kick the shit outof you if you don't stop.
The city needs my help.
It cries for protectionand I will
answer the callto save her.Answer the callto save her !
That's whatI'm supposed to say !
I know it's you, Kyle,just stop.
I don't havetime for this.
Fireworks are illegal inColorado, you asshole !
Hey, he's got fireworks !
( school bell ringing )
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE