Oh, hello, sweetie,what did you do today ?
I got boned, that's whatI did, Mom !
I try to do good stuffand nobody even notices !
Oh, what happened, hon ?
I can't tell youwhat happened
'cause it's about mysuper-secret double life !
( man on television ) Tonight, an incredible story
of an unknown childin South Park
who has taken to the streetsin an effort to fight crime.
But who exactly is...Mysterion ?
Curious crowds in thetown of South Park, Colorado.
They've brought binocularsand camera phones,
trying to get a shot ofa mysterious superhero.
He was dressed mostly in blackwith a kind of cloak.
He jumped down fromthe fire-escape stairs
and then he just ran off.
We barely gota look at him !
To me it looked likeMysterion to me.
Everyone who seenMysterion say, "Yeah."
Yeah !Yeah !Yeah !Yeah !
Well, I think he'skind of a symbol
for the town, y'know ?
A symbol that everyonewho's sick of crime
can rally behind.
Well, if you ask me,he's a menace.
There's no room forvigilantism in today's world.
( reporter )This artist renditionof Mysterion
has alreadygenerated thousands of copies.
You've gotta bekidding me !
As hundreds of people gatherto try and get a glimpse
of the superhero,one question remains:
who is Mysterion ?
Who is Mysterion ?Who is he ?It could bemy child or yours !
If you have any idea aboutthe true identity of Mysterion,
please call the9 news hotline.
Who Is Mysterion?
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE