Oh, hello, sweetie,what did you do today ?
I got boned, that's whatI did, Mom !
I try to do good stuffand nobody even notices !
Oh, what happened, hon ?
I can't tell youwhat happened
'cause it's about mysuper-secret double life !
( man on television ) Tonight, an incredible story
of an unknown childin South Park
who has taken to the streetsin an effort to fight crime.
But who exactly is...Mysterion ?
Curious crowds in thetown of South Park, Colorado.
They've brought binocularsand camera phones,
trying to get a shot ofa mysterious superhero.
He was dressed mostly in blackwith a kind of cloak.
He jumped down fromthe fire-escape stairs
and then he just ran off.
We barely gota look at him !
To me it looked likeMysterion to me.
Everyone who seenMysterion say, "Yeah."
Yeah !Yeah !Yeah !Yeah !
Well, I think he'skind of a symbol
for the town, y'know ?
A symbol that everyonewho's sick of crime
can rally behind.
Well, if you ask me,he's a menace.
There's no room forvigilantism in today's world.
( reporter )This artist renditionof Mysterion
has alreadygenerated thousands of copies.
You've gotta bekidding me !
As hundreds of people gatherto try and get a glimpse
of the superhero,one question remains:
who is Mysterion ?
Who is Mysterion ?Who is he ?It could bemy child or yours !
If you have any idea aboutthe true identity of Mysterion,
please call the9 news hotline.
Who Is Mysterion?
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.