the more criminalsI try to stop

the more justcome out of the back alleys

and dilapidated bars.

The city isa dying whore.

She calls out to meto save her

and I don'tknow if I can.

But she is still my city

and I cannot justsit and watch

as innocentpeople are...

Who the hell is that ?

Who the hell are you ?

I am an angel keepingwatch over the city at night.

As violence and darknesstake over the streets,

I work to ridthe streets of crime.

I am the symbolthis town needs.

Oh, no,no, no, no, no.

I am the symbolthis town needs.

Dude, seriously,you can't do that.

Go home, I was doingthis first.

Nu-uh.

Yeah-huh !

You heard ofThe Coon

and now you'rebeing a copycat !

Is that yourname, Copycat ?

I am Mysterion.Mysterion ?

That's fucking retarded.

You just gave yourselfaway, Craig.

Only you would thinkof a name that dumb.

I might be Craig,

and then againI might not be.

My identity mustremain a secret.

You cannot know.

Yeah, well, you can't knowmy true identity either !

I assume you must be Cartman,because you're fat.

Well, you're wrong !

I'm not Eric Cartmanand he's not fat !

Care to guess again ?

I really don't carewho you are.

Oh, all right, Kyle.

Yeah, took me real longto figure it out.

Only you, Kyle,would be a buzzkill

and try to stealmy thunder.

You don't care aboutstopping crime.

You're just doing this'cause you hate me, Kyle !

Kyle hates Eric Cartman.

Are you sayingyou're Eric Cartman ?

NO, I'm--I'm saying that--

Goddamn it, Stan,is that you ?!

It is you, isn't ?

Clyde ?!

Clyde, you're nota superhero, I am !

I cannot stand here and makeidle conversation any longer.

The city needs my help.

There are innocentsto protect.

No !

Dude, I'm seriously,you're being a copycat !

I'll sue you !

Motherfucker !