the more criminalsI try to stop
the more justcome out of the back alleys
and dilapidated bars.
The city isa dying whore.
She calls out to meto save her
and I don'tknow if I can.
But she is still my city
and I cannot justsit and watch
as innocentpeople are...
Who the hell is that ?
Who the hell are you ?
I am an angel keepingwatch over the city at night.
As violence and darknesstake over the streets,
I work to ridthe streets of crime.
I am the symbolthis town needs.
Oh, no,no, no, no, no.
I am the symbolthis town needs.
Dude, seriously,you can't do that.
Go home, I was doingthis first.
Nu-uh.
Yeah-huh !
You heard ofThe Coon
and now you'rebeing a copycat !
Is that yourname, Copycat ?
I am Mysterion.Mysterion ?
That's fucking retarded.
You just gave yourselfaway, Craig.
Only you would thinkof a name that dumb.
I might be Craig,
and then againI might not be.
My identity mustremain a secret.
You cannot know.
Yeah, well, you can't knowmy true identity either !
I assume you must be Cartman,because you're fat.
Well, you're wrong !
I'm not Eric Cartmanand he's not fat !
Care to guess again ?
I really don't carewho you are.
Oh, all right, Kyle.
Yeah, took me real longto figure it out.
Only you, Kyle,would be a buzzkill
and try to stealmy thunder.
You don't care aboutstopping crime.
You're just doing this'cause you hate me, Kyle !
Kyle hates Eric Cartman.
Are you sayingyou're Eric Cartman ?
NO, I'm--I'm saying that--
Goddamn it, Stan,is that you ?!
It is you, isn't ?
Clyde ?!
Clyde, you're nota superhero, I am !
I cannot stand here and makeidle conversation any longer.
The city needs my help.
There are innocentsto protect.
No !
Dude, I'm seriously,you're being a copycat !
I'll sue you !
Motherfucker !
The Symbol This Town Needs
The Coon s13e02
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.

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