the more criminalsI try to stop
the more justcome out of the back alleys
and dilapidated bars.
The city isa dying whore.
She calls out to meto save her
and I don'tknow if I can.
But she is still my city
and I cannot justsit and watch
as innocentpeople are...
Who the hell is that ?
Who the hell are you ?
I am an angel keepingwatch over the city at night.
As violence and darknesstake over the streets,
I work to ridthe streets of crime.
I am the symbolthis town needs.
Oh, no,no, no, no, no.
I am the symbolthis town needs.
Dude, seriously,you can't do that.
Go home, I was doingthis first.
You heard ofThe Coon
and now you'rebeing a copycat !
Is that yourname, Copycat ?
I am Mysterion.Mysterion ?
That's fucking retarded.
You just gave yourselfaway, Craig.
Only you would thinkof a name that dumb.
I might be Craig,
and then againI might not be.
My identity mustremain a secret.
You cannot know.
Yeah, well, you can't knowmy true identity either !
I assume you must be Cartman,because you're fat.
Well, you're wrong !
I'm not Eric Cartmanand he's not fat !
Care to guess again ?
I really don't carewho you are.
Oh, all right, Kyle.
Yeah, took me real longto figure it out.
Only you, Kyle,would be a buzzkill
and try to stealmy thunder.
You don't care aboutstopping crime.
You're just doing this'cause you hate me, Kyle !
Kyle hates Eric Cartman.
Are you sayingyou're Eric Cartman ?
NO, I'm--I'm saying that--
Goddamn it, Stan,is that you ?!
It is you, isn't ?
Clyde, you're nota superhero, I am !
I cannot stand here and makeidle conversation any longer.
The city needs my help.
There are innocentsto protect.
Dude, I'm seriously,you're being a copycat !
I'll sue you !
The Symbol This Town Needs
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE