Hey, guys,good morning.
You guys hear thatanother rape victim
got saved by a superherolast night ?
They say itwas The Coon.
Who's The Coon ?
I know, right ?Who is The Coon ?
It's what everyone mustbe asking themselves.
Somebody isdressing up at night
and taking the lawinto their own hands.
As for me, I certainlydon't agree with
The Coon's reckless ways.
If you ask me, there'sno room in this world
I believe The Coonis a menace.
Yeah, and dressing upand running around at night
is faggy anyway.
You're a fag, Kyle !
Fuck you !
Dude, what ?
He's not a fag !
Why do you care ?
Oh, I, uh...
Well, I'm just mad'cause you shouldn't ever
use the term "fag,"Kyle.
That's a hate word
and it's insensitiveto butt pirates.
Anyway, what doyou think about
The Coon,Stan and Kenny ?
Do you think he's the saviorthis town needs
or do you think he'sa dangerous vigilante ?
( Cartman )And, of course, the most commonquestion asked is,
"Just who is he ?"
Is he a heroor a menace ?
While we can all admitthat The Coon
is obviously really cool,
we should also beasking each other,
"Why does he care so much forthe people of this town ?
"Why does hesacrifice himself every night
"to rid our streetsof crime ?
And does hereally have the right ?"
What we all need now--
Clyde, Clyde,could you wake up please ?
This is important.
What we all need now is proofthat The Coon exists.
I believe that tonight,from approximately 5:00 to 5:45
The Coon is going to be onthe roof of Walgreens.
I know I'll bethere will my camera.
I'm sure many of youwill too.
Insensitive to Butt Pirates
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE