Hey, guys,good morning.
You guys hear thatanother rape victim
got saved by a superherolast night ?
They say itwas The Coon.
Who's The Coon ?
I know, right ?Who is The Coon ?
It's what everyone mustbe asking themselves.
Somebody isdressing up at night
and taking the lawinto their own hands.
As for me, I certainlydon't agree with
The Coon's reckless ways.
If you ask me, there'sno room in this world
I believe The Coonis a menace.
Yeah, and dressing upand running around at night
is faggy anyway.
You're a fag, Kyle !
Fuck you !
Dude, what ?
He's not a fag !
Why do you care ?
Oh, I, uh...
Well, I'm just mad'cause you shouldn't ever
use the term "fag,"Kyle.
That's a hate word
and it's insensitiveto butt pirates.
Anyway, what doyou think about
The Coon,Stan and Kenny ?
Do you think he's the saviorthis town needs
or do you think he'sa dangerous vigilante ?
( Cartman )And, of course, the most commonquestion asked is,
"Just who is he ?"
Is he a heroor a menace ?
While we can all admitthat The Coon
is obviously really cool,
we should also beasking each other,
"Why does he care so much forthe people of this town ?
"Why does hesacrifice himself every night
"to rid our streetsof crime ?
And does hereally have the right ?"
What we all need now--
Clyde, Clyde,could you wake up please ?
This is important.
What we all need now is proofthat The Coon exists.
I believe that tonight,from approximately 5:00 to 5:45
The Coon is going to be onthe roof of Walgreens.
I know I'll bethere will my camera.
I'm sure many of youwill too.
Insensitive to Butt Pirates
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.