( Cartman )The city isn'twhat it used to be.
It all happenedso fast.
Everything went to crap.
everyone's sense of moralsjust disappeared.
The bad economymade things worse.
The jobs started drying up.
Then the storeshad to shut down.
Then the black man waselected President.
He was supposedto change things.
As more and more peopleturn to crime and violence,
the town becomesgripped in fear.
This cityneeds protection.
There is an animalthat lives by night,
searches through trash cans
and cleans outthe garbage.
To cleanthe trash can of society
I've chosen to becomemore than a man.
I am the herothis town needs.
As the world plummetsinto despair,
The Coon fightsto keep order intact.
Lisa, I had a reallygreat time tonight.
I did too, Josh.
Would you mind very muchif I kissed you ?
Not at all.
A woman being raped.
This is what ourcity has been reduced to.
When the money goes,the raping starts.
Women are helplesswithout the Coon.
Oh, yes, Josh, yes !
Let her go !
Excuse me ?
You aren't rapinganyone tonight !
Oh, it's a talkingsquirrel.
Ahggh !Wahgghghh !
Get out of here,get to safety !
Lisa, call me !
Ahghggh, ow !
Another womansaved from rape.
But how many more rapistsare out there ?
Aww, that really stings.
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.x CLOSE
The Coon visits the Police to warn of future attacks on the citizens of South Park.x CLOSE
Cartman tries really hard to stir up interest in The Coon.x CLOSE
While watching over South Park, the Coon discovers he has a mysterious rival.x CLOSE
Everything The Coon has lived and fought for comes down to today.x CLOSE
Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.x CLOSE
The Police get some helpful information from the mysterious Mysterion, and The Coon is starting to get pissed off.x CLOSE
Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.x CLOSE
In an effort to unmask Mysterion, the Coon turns to one of his rivals, Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.x CLOSE