( man )15 minutes !
That's 15 minutes, people !
( man )Get another micon that drum kit !
( Mickey Mouse )They almost ruinedeverything-- ha-ha.
How did somethinglike this happen-- ha-ha.
Wake up, wake up,you little prick-- ha-ha.
Who do you work for ?DreamWorks ?
Answer me-- ha-ha !
We don't workfor anybody.
Oh, boy, I sure believethat-- ha-ha.
You just tried to ruinDisney company's big night
for you own amusement,huh-- ha-ha.
What the hell didyou do to us ?!
Shut up !Ha-ha !
( announcer )And now, Disney Channel presents
The Jonas Brothers3D Concert Spectacular !
Live from Red Rocks Amphitheaterin Colorado !
( girls screaming )
Truly a night of magic
as we're set for the biggestconcert event of the year !
In about 10 minutesthe Jonas Brothers
are going to take the stagein what Disney is calling,
"The most pure and innocent rock event of the millennia."
Do we put the 3D glasseson now, Dada ?
Not yet, Kailee.
Everyone around the country
is tuning in to see Disney's latest kid pop stars.
Yeah, Jonas Brothersat Red Rocks.
We understandthe Jonas Brothers
are getting ready.
What's going on backstagemust be exciting !
You better starttalking-- ha-ha !
You better start talkingright now-- ha-ha !
We told you, we aren'tworking for another studio
and there isn't a plan tosabotage your big night !
We came on our own'cause our friend's
purity ring iskilling him !
You're lying !
I'll cut you up--ha, ha.
You see ?
We were right aboutthe purity rings !
A nice Christian symbol
can't be used forprofit gains !
We've all angered God !
You think God is incontrol here-- ha, ha.
I am in control !
I've beenin control since the '50s
in case you haven'tnoticed-- ha-ha.
You three faggotsare going onstage
and you three faggotsaren't gonna stop me !
Nobody is ruining thisevent-- ha-ha !
I have worked toolong and too hard to have
anybody fuck this up !
( Mickey on loudspeaker ) Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers-- ha-ha !
Your music sucks and you know it-- ha-ha !
It's because you make littlegirls' gineys tickle.
And when littlegirls' gineys tickle,
I make money-- ha-ha.
And that's because little girls
are fucking stupid-- ha-ha.
And the purity rings make it okay
to do whatever I want-- ha-ha.
Even the Christians are toofucking stupid
to figure out I'm sellingsex to their daughters !
I've made billions off of Christian ignorance
for decades now-- ha-ha.
And do youknow why ?
Because Christians are retarded-- ha-ha.
( reverberating )They believe ina talking dead guy-- ha-ha.
Hello, folks !
( girls )Boo !
Now, now take it easy--ha-ha !
Here's the Jonas Brothers !
( all booing )
Come on, guys.
No stop !Bring them back here !
It's over, Mr. Mouse,everyone's tuning out.
No, goddamn it, no !
( all booing )
Shut up !
Shut up !
( girls screaming )
That's it, girls.
No more Disney TVfor a while.
Tom, the Disney Jonas Brothers3D Television special
costing the Disney companymillions,
and once again, Mickey ispissed off and throwing a fit.
Vengeance is mine.
You are all ants and I amyour destroyer-- ha-ha.
The Disney"purity ring" venture
will most likely now provea marketing bust
as Mickey returns toValhalla to slumber and feed.
Nobody Is Ruining This Event
The Jonas Brothers 3D Concert spectacular doesn't go as Mr. Mouse planned.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.x CLOSE
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.x CLOSE
Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers' new music video is all about the coolness of staying pure. Although Kenny doesn't think so.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.x CLOSE
The Boys realize they need to find a cure for Kenny's "Grey's Anatomy" coma.x CLOSE
The Boys try to confront the Jonas Brothers on "Good Mornin' Denver!".x CLOSE