not to wearpurity rings anymore !
Yeah, youtell 'em, Joe.
Boys, I know you're tired,but the purity rings
are important tothe company's image.
We don't care aboutthe company !
And you're gonna say thatto the boss's face ?
We aren'tafraid of him.
Well, I hope you're right,
because the boss ison his way here now.
Oh, Jesus, he's here !Boss is here !
Let's be strong, guys !
Hello, sir,how was your trip ?
What's all thisI'm hearing
about not wearingthe purity rings-- ha-ha.
Uh, we'll justleave you alone.
So I guess we have someissues-- ha-ha.
We need to talkabout something.
Oh, boy !
I just love flying allthe way to Colorado
to hear aboutyour problems-- ha-ha.
Look, we just wantour concerts
to be about our musicand not about purity rings.
Oh, gosh, fellas,
let me explain this toyou one more time.
You have towear the purity rings
because that's how we can sellsex to little girls-- ha-ha.
See, if we makethe posters with little girls
reaching for your junk,
then you have towear purity rings
or else Disney Companylooks bad-- ha-ha.
But we don't wanna be sellingsex to little girls anymore.
The rings stay on.
Well... well, maybe we'lljust refuse to go onstage !
You don't fuckingtalk to me
like that-- ha-ha--
you little pieceof shit-- ha-ha.
( gurgling )
Get the fuck up !
Get the fuck up--Ha-ha.
Now, do we havea problem-- ha-ha.
No, Mr. Mouse.
No, Mr. Mouse.
Oh, that's good'cause I thought we had
a problem for a minutethere-- ha-ha.
All right, now get out there
and make me somegoddamned money-- ha-ha.
The Boss Is Here
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.x CLOSE
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.x CLOSE
Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers' new music video is all about the coolness of staying pure. Although Kenny doesn't think so.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.x CLOSE
The Boys realize they need to find a cure for Kenny's "Grey's Anatomy" coma.x CLOSE
The Boys try to confront the Jonas Brothers on "Good Mornin' Denver!".x CLOSE