Fellas-- hey, fellas !

I heard that Kennyis still going out

with that slutTammy Warner !

Yeah, but it's okay,Butters.

They havepurity rings now.

What's that ?

They're rings that saysthey're not gonna have sex

or do anything naughtyanymore.

Huh...

A ring that saysyou'll be together

but not have sex.

Isn't that calleda "wedding ring" ?

♪ I've got a ringon my finger ♪

♪ To remind mewhat I cannot do ♪

♪ Can't just do whateverI feel like ♪

♪ I've got tostay righteous and true ♪

♪ I can't hang outwith my buddies ♪

♪ And get into trouble

♪ 'Cause now we'reboth wearing ♪

♪ These ringsfor each other ♪

♪ But who needs sex

♪ And drugsand partying ? ♪

♪ When we cancook a meal ♪

♪ Then sit aroundand watch Netflix ♪

♪ Bay-bay

♪ I've got a ringon my finger ♪

♪ To remind methat I must behave ♪

♪ No need to chaseafter girls ♪

♪ It's a promiseI can never break ♪

♪ We madea commitment ♪

♪ And it is forever

♪ So we canspend every ♪

♪ Waking minute together

♪ And if we getbored ♪

♪ It won't be a problem

♪ 'Cause we can just hang out

♪ With other coupleswho wear these rings ♪

♪ Bay-bay...

Yeah, we found out thatonce you wear purity rings,

it's best to hang out withother couples that do.

Got more in common.

Isn't that right,Sara ?

You know what Caroland I really enjoy

is "Grey's Anatomy."

We love "Grey's Anatomy,"don't we, Carol ?

We adore "Grey's Anatomy,"don't we, Nancy ?

Adore it.

Kenny and Tammy, do youwatch "Grey's Anatomy" ?

We look forward to itall week long !

Ha-ha-ha...

Sure is !Most fun we'vehad in weeks !

Ha-ha-ha !

♪ I've got a ringon my finger ♪

♪ To remind mewhat I cannot do ♪

♪ What I cannot do

♪ Bay-bayyyy

♪ Bay-bay-bay

♪ Bay-bay

♪ Bayyy-Bayyyy

And cut !

Great video shoot,guys !

This is bull pucky !

Yeah, we've had it,gosh darn it !

Uh-oh, looks likewe've got a problem.

Our decision is final !