Oh, my God,I am so worked up !
I just wanna attackyou, Kenny !
All right !
Come on, let's go outto the parking lot !
And you too,little girl in the red !
Band would like youto come backstage.
You too, little girlwith the puppy T-shirt.
They want me tocome backstage ?
Oh, my God !
No, no, we're goingto your place now.
It's a dream come true !
All right,right this way, girls.
Yeah, come on in,everyone.
The band iswaiting for you.
Uh, not you.
No, fuck that, dude !
I boughtthe fucking tickets !
Hey, what the fuck ?!
The Jonas Brotherswill be right out, girls.
Why do you think theycalled us back here ?
They must-a wannahave sex with us.
What ?You think so ?
Sure, they're a band.
They called us back hereso we can give 'em blow jobs.
Well, I'm not doing it.
Just 'cause they're rock starsdoesn't mean I'll do that.
Yeah, I'm not givinga blow job to anybody !
Me neither !
Hey there, girls !Hey there, girls !Hey there, girls !
Hey, listen, we saw yaout there in the audience.
Yeah, you were gettinga little crazy out there.
Let's just get tothe blow jobs.
I don't know.
Look, we calledyou back here
because we want to shareour love of Christ with you.
And see if you'll wearpurity rings from now on.
Purity rings ?
We all wear purity rings.
It means we are going tobe pure and not have sex
until we're married.
And it means we stay awayfrom bad stuff
and avoid people who swearor watch naughty TV shows.
That's just how we roll.
Yeah !Yeah !
So what do ya say, girls ?
You wanna bekid hipsters like us
and wear purity rings too ?
( all )Okay.
And be sure to give a ring toall the kids you care about
'cause it'sthe hip, new way to roll !
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.x CLOSE
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.x CLOSE
Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers' new music video is all about the coolness of staying pure. Although Kenny doesn't think so.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.x CLOSE
The Boys realize they need to find a cure for Kenny's "Grey's Anatomy" coma.x CLOSE
The Boys try to confront the Jonas Brothers on "Good Mornin' Denver!".x CLOSE