Would youlook at that ?
It's just incredible,isn't it ?
I stillcan't believe it
even though it's rightthere in front of me.
Yeah, it's just so...astounding.
Well, believe it,friends.
The impossiblehas happened...
Kenny has a girlfriend.
Yeah, a fifth-gradegirlfriend.
This is serious.
They've been going outfor almost two weeks now.
So wh-who is she ?
( Cartman )Her name's Tammy Warner.
She's the onlygirl in school
whose family is actuallypoorer than Kenny's.
It's really kind ofbeautiful, if you ask me.
You guys !
You guys, I thinkwe have a big problem !
Well, apparently Kennyhas a girlfriend !
Yeah, dude,Tammy Warner.
She's a fifth-grader.
Does Kenny like her ?
I guess so.
She's like his firstreal girlfriend ever.
Oh, no, oh, jeez !
Butters,what's the problem ?
I just talked toBrad Dixon.
Tammy Warner is bad news.
All the fifth graderscall her a slut
on a count of she gavethis kid, Dave Darski, a BJ
in the parking lot ofT.G.I. FRiDAY'S.
It's true !
Ask anybody infifth grade !
Tammy Warneris a total slut !
That bitch !
Kenny gave hisheart to her
and she's just gonnathrow it in his face !
Well, Kennydeserves to know, fellas.
If you guys found outmy girlfriend was
a raging whore,I'd want you to tell me.
All right, come on, guys.
Hey, Jimmy,what's a BJ ?
Hey Jimmy, What's a B.J.?
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.x CLOSE
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.x CLOSE
Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers' new music video is all about the coolness of staying pure. Although Kenny doesn't think so.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.x CLOSE
The Boys realize they need to find a cure for Kenny's "Grey's Anatomy" coma.x CLOSE
The Boys try to confront the Jonas Brothers on "Good Mornin' Denver!".x CLOSE