Would youlook at that ?
It's just incredible,isn't it ?
I stillcan't believe it
even though it's rightthere in front of me.
Yeah, it's just so...astounding.
Well, believe it,friends.
The impossiblehas happened...
Kenny has a girlfriend.
Yeah, a fifth-gradegirlfriend.
This is serious.
They've been going outfor almost two weeks now.
So wh-who is she ?
( Cartman )Her name's Tammy Warner.
She's the onlygirl in school
whose family is actuallypoorer than Kenny's.
It's really kind ofbeautiful, if you ask me.
You guys !
You guys, I thinkwe have a big problem !
Well, apparently Kennyhas a girlfriend !
Yeah, dude,Tammy Warner.
She's a fifth-grader.
Does Kenny like her ?
I guess so.
She's like his firstreal girlfriend ever.
Oh, no, oh, jeez !
Butters,what's the problem ?
I just talked toBrad Dixon.
Tammy Warner is bad news.
All the fifth graderscall her a slut
on a count of she gavethis kid, Dave Darski, a BJ
in the parking lot ofT.G.I. FRiDAY'S.
It's true !
Ask anybody infifth grade !
Tammy Warneris a total slut !
That bitch !
Kenny gave hisheart to her
and she's just gonnathrow it in his face !
Well, Kennydeserves to know, fellas.
If you guys found outmy girlfriend was
a raging whore,I'd want you to tell me.
All right, come on, guys.
Hey, Jimmy,what's a BJ ?
Hey Jimmy, What's a B.J.?
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.
The Boys are surprised that Kenny finally has a girlfriend.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.x CLOSE
Tammy and a handful of special girls are invited backstage for the opportunity of a life time.x CLOSE
Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers' new music video is all about the coolness of staying pure. Although Kenny doesn't think so.x CLOSE
The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.x CLOSE
The Boys realize they need to find a cure for Kenny's "Grey's Anatomy" coma.x CLOSE
The Boys try to confront the Jonas Brothers on "Good Mornin' Denver!".x CLOSE