- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVEAN EPIDEMIC IN OUR COUNTRY.
OBESITY IS COSTINGTAXPAYERS MILLIONS
AND SOME ARE TAKING ADVANTAGEOF A SYSTEM THAT IS FLAWED.
OVER THE PAST SEVERAL DAYSI HAVE FILMED ONE SUCH CASE,
AND THE SHOCKING VIDEO HAS BEENEDITED BY MY PARTNER, TOKEN.
IT IS OUR HOPETHAT THIS FILM
WILL CAST LIGHTON A SERIOUS ISSUE.
- ♪ TOKEN BLAAAAACKPRODUCTIONS ♪
- HE'S CHUBBY!
AND HE'S A LITTLE BIT NUTS.
HEEERE HE IS,AMERICA'S NEW SWEETHEART,
FATTY DOO DOO!
- FATTY DOO DOO?
- ♪ WHO'S THAT SCOOTIN'ON A SCOOTER ♪
♪ FATTY DOO DOO
♪ WHO'S GOT DOO DOOLIKE A FATTY ♪
♪ SCOOT-DEE DOO
- ♪ NOBODY SCOOTS A FATTY DOOLIKE YOU DO ♪
♪ SCATTY FOO FOO
♪ PATTY POO POO
♪ WHITE PRESIDENTBLACK PRESIDENT ♪
♪ I DON'T CARE
♪ JUST SCOOT ME UP SOME DOO DOOAND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ♪
♪ I ONLY KNOW FIVE CHORDS
Here Comes Fatty Doo Doo!
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE