Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.

The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

Stan takes his $100 check and makes an investment into South Park Bank. Annndd it's gone.

The people of South Park talk about the dark economic times.

Randy explains exactly why the economy is so bad.

Everyone's preaching about the financial situation, but Randy's vision of a vengeful economy seems to draw the most attention.

Stan tries to return the Margaritaville to Sur La Table without success.

Randy's speeches about the economy and personal responsibility are gaining support.

The Boys are reduced to playing with squirrels.

Stan learns that returning the Margaritaville is more difficult than he thought.

Randy's Economic Recovery Committee learns of a child who is speaking out against the economy.

The townspeople punish Garrison for needless spending, but Kyle tries to stop him from being squirreled.