After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.

During an intense computer lab lesson, Butters tries to warn the Boys about a Vampire invasion.

Butters attempts to spy on the Vampire Kids in the gym.

The Goth Kids discover an influx of Vamp kids hijacking their style.

Butters gets in trouble for leaving the pantry unalphabetized.

Butters wants to join the Vampires. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are getting pissed off.

In an ancient "Hot Topic" ceremony, Butters is transformed into a Vampire Kid.

Butters' Parents try to ground their son, only to find out...he's ungroundable.

The Goth Kids continue to be mistaken for Vamp Kids.

Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.

Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.