I WALKED INTOTHE CAFETERIA TODAY...
REBECCA MILLERAND PHILLIP RUST
WERE DRESSED LIKE VAMPIRES,DRINKING CLAMATO JUICE
WITH FOUR KIDSFROM THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
IT'S LIKE THERE'SMORE VAMPIRE KIDS
EVERY FREAKIN' DAY.
WHY IS THISHAPPENING ?
I MEAN, WHY NOW ?
DOESN'T MATTER WHY.
PRETTY SOON THEWHOLE SCHOOL
IS GOING TO BEAN ENDLESS HIVE
OF CONFORMIST HAPPY-GO-LUCKYVAMPIRE WANNABES.
IT SEEMS LIKE THATPREPPY MIKE McKOWSKI KID
STARTED ALL THIS.
MAYBE HE'S THE WAYTO STOPPING IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DOWHEN YOU WANT TO
CHANGE VAMPIRESBACK TO NORMAL ?
YOU GET RID OFTHE HEAD VAMPIRE.
DOES YOUR MOMKNOW YOU TOOK HER CAR ?
DO I CARE ?
ALL RIGHT, THIS ISPROBABLY GOOD ENOUGH.
YEAH, PULL OVER HERE.
PLEASE,WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
LET ME GO !
WHAT SHOULD WEDO WITH HIM ?
WELL, IF HE'SA VAMPIRE,
I GUESS WE SHOULD DRIVEA STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART.
NOOO ! NO, I'MNOT A VAMPIRE !
I'M NOT A VAMPIRE !
WHAT'S THAT ?
I'M NOT REALLYA VAMPIRE !
YOU'RE NOTREALLY A VAMPIRE ?
I'M SOFREAKING SHOCKED.
IF WE GETTHE RIGHT PACKAGING
WE CAN JUST FEDEX HIMSOMEWHERE FAR AWAY.
HOW ABOUT WE SEND HIMTO TRANSYLVANIA ?
NAH, HE'D PROBABLY SEE IT ASSOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT SOMEDAY
TO HIS LITTLEVAMPIRE BUDDIES.
IF WE'RE GONNA SENDHIM SOMEWHERE,
IT SHOULD BETHE MOST HORRIBLE,
MOST MISERABLEPLACE ON EARTH.
SCOTTSDALE !SCOTTSDALE !
Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.
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Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.x CLOSE
Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.x CLOSE