"ALL MORTALS SHAREA SOFT REPOSE,
"MY SOUL DOTHDREADFUL VIGILS KEEP,
MORE KEEN THAN WHICHHELL SCARCELY KNOWS."
WHAT ISTHAT KID DOING ?
OH, JESUS, OH, GOD.
BUTTERS, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
I... I'M BUTTERS.
OH, CREATURES OF THE NIGHT,
I SEEK AUDIENCETO ENGAGE WITH THEE
IN UNHOLY DARKNESSAND THUS DO...
AND THUS DOUNTO YOUR BIDDING !
OH, I WANNA BEA VAMPIRE.
YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGHTO BE ONE OF US.
YEAH, I KNOW,BUT, UH...
I THINK I WOULD MAKEA REALLY GOOD VAMPIRE
IF YOU JUST...
JUST GIVE METHE OPPORTUNITY.
WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
GO GET US SOME SODASOUT OF THE POP MACHINE
IN THE COMMONS.
YES,YES, ANYTHING ELSE ?
I WANT SOME CHEETOS.
SODA AND CHEETOS--YES, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK !
♪ I'm not partof your society ♪
♪ I don't follow yourfads and rules... ♪♪
( kid )WHERE'D IT GO ?
YOU SEEWHERE IT WENT ?
YEAH, IT'S RIGHT OVER THEREBY THOSE VAMPIRE KIDS.
HEY ! HEY !
WE AREN'TVAMPIRE KIDS.
WE'RE FREAKING GOTH !
WHY DON'T YOU TURN INTOA BAT OR SOMETHING ?
YOU GUYS-- I DO NOTWANT TO BE GROUPED IN
WITH DOUCHY LITTLEVAMPIRE KIDS.
SEE, ISN'T ITCOOL BACK HERE ?
IT'S ALL DARKAND ISOLATED !
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT PLACEFOR A VAMPIRE MEETING !
GET OUT OF OUR SPACE,YOU LITTLE TWERPS !
MORE PREPPYSTRAIGHT-"A" STUDENTS
TURNING INTO VAMPIRES.
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
Douchey Little Vampire Kids
Butters wants to join the Vampires. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are getting pissed off.
During an intense computer lab lesson, Butters tries to warn the Boys about a Vampire invasion.x CLOSE
Butters attempts to spy on the Vampire Kids in the gym.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids discover an influx of Vamp kids hijacking their style.x CLOSE
Butters gets in trouble for leaving the pantry unalphabetized.x CLOSE
Butters wants to join the Vampires. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are getting pissed off.x CLOSE
In an ancient "Hot Topic" ceremony, Butters is transformed into a Vampire Kid.x CLOSE
Butters' Parents try to ground their son, only to find out...he's ungroundable.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids continue to be mistaken for Vamp Kids.x CLOSE
Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.x CLOSE
Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.x CLOSE