( school bell ringing )
M'KAY, SO NOW THE COMPUTERWILL SHOW A COMMAND BAR.
M'KAY, AND WETYPE IN X=Y+1.
M'KAY, AND THEN IT SAYSWE HIT "COMMAND Y"
TO BRING UPTHE MENU SCREEN.
OH, MAN, YOU'VE GOTTO BE KIDDING ME.
GODDAMN JAPSARE EVERYWHERE.
M'KAY, NOW, RIGHT-CLICKON MENU ITEM "EQUATE ALL"
AND TYPE IN "INPUT 'Y.'"
OH, DUDE, ARE YOU ONAMERICA'S SIDE, STAN ?
NO, I'M ON THEJAPANESE SIDE.
OH, WHO JUSTSHOT ME ?!
M'KAY, LET'S SEE, UH...
THE RIGHT CLICK ISTHE UPPER RIGHT...
UH... BUT THENWHAT THE HELL IS...
M'KAY, KIDS, I'M GONNA NEED TOGET SOME CLARIFICATION ON THIS.
JUST KEEP ENTERINGTHE CALCULATIONS.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, M'KAY.
OH, DUDE, I WISH I HADA REAL FLAMETHROWER !
IT WORKSAWESOME ON JAPS !
OH MY GOD !OH MY GOD !
STAN... STAN,WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM !
DUDE, WHAT ?
THERE'S VAMPIRESIN THE SCHOOL !
VAMPIRES--I'VE SEEN 'EM !
DUDE, AW, WHO'S USINGTHE FLAK-JACKET CHEAT ?!
NOT A CHEATIF YOU RANK UP !
KENNY, THERE'S AVAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE !
THEN KATIE GELSON WASHANGING OUT WITH HIM
AND NOW SHE'SA VAMPIRE TOO !
BUTTERS, THERE'S NO SUCHTHING AS VAMPIRES.
BUT THERE IS !
YOU GUYS GOTTABELIEVE ME !
FIRST, THEREWAS JUST A COUPLE
BUT NOW IT'S LIKETHEY'RE GROWING.
THEY HAVE FANGS AND DRINKBLOOD AND EVERYTHING !
ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS, WELL, YOU GODOCUMENT THE VAMPIRES' MOVEMENTS
SO WE KNOW WHAT THEIRINTENTIONS ARE.
REALLY, YOU THINKTHAT'S BEST ?
YEAH, NOWGET OUTTA HERE.
ALL RIGHT !
IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK,
TELL MY MOMWHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
OH, HO, YOU GOT POWNED,BEBE, YOU JAP BITCH !
There's Vampires In The School!
During an intense computer lab lesson, Butters tries to warn the Boys about a Vampire invasion.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
During an intense computer lab lesson, Butters tries to warn the Boys about a Vampire invasion.x CLOSE
Butters attempts to spy on the Vampire Kids in the gym.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids discover an influx of Vamp kids hijacking their style.x CLOSE
Butters gets in trouble for leaving the pantry unalphabetized.x CLOSE
Butters wants to join the Vampires. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are getting pissed off.x CLOSE
In an ancient "Hot Topic" ceremony, Butters is transformed into a Vampire Kid.x CLOSE
Butters' Parents try to ground their son, only to find out...he's ungroundable.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids continue to be mistaken for Vamp Kids.x CLOSE
Butter's sneaks into Cartman's bedroom to feed.x CLOSE
Sick of this Vampire crap, the Goth Kids take matters into their own hands.x CLOSE