( school bell ringing )

M'KAY, SO NOW THE COMPUTERWILL SHOW A COMMAND BAR.

M'KAY, AND WETYPE IN X=Y+1.

M'KAY, AND THEN IT SAYSWE HIT "COMMAND Y"

TO BRING UPTHE MENU SCREEN.

OH, MAN, YOU'VE GOTTO BE KIDDING ME.

GODDAMN JAPSARE EVERYWHERE.

M'KAY, NOW, RIGHT-CLICKON MENU ITEM "EQUATE ALL"

AND TYPE IN "INPUT 'Y.'"

OH, DUDE, ARE YOU ONAMERICA'S SIDE, STAN ?

NO, I'M ON THEJAPANESE SIDE.

OH, WHO JUSTSHOT ME ?!

M'KAY, LET'S SEE, UH...

THE RIGHT CLICK ISTHE UPPER RIGHT...

UH... BUT THENWHAT THE HELL IS...

M'KAY, KIDS, I'M GONNA NEED TOGET SOME CLARIFICATION ON THIS.

JUST KEEP ENTERINGTHE CALCULATIONS.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, M'KAY.

OH, DUDE, I WISH I HADA REAL FLAMETHROWER !

IT WORKSAWESOME ON JAPS !

OH MY GOD !OH MY GOD !

STAN... STAN,WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM !

DUDE, WHAT ?

THERE'S VAMPIRESIN THE SCHOOL !

WHAT ?

VAMPIRES--I'VE SEEN 'EM !

DUDE, AW, WHO'S USINGTHE FLAK-JACKET CHEAT ?!

NOT A CHEATIF YOU RANK UP !

UH !

KENNY, THERE'S AVAMPIRE ON THE LOOSE !

THEN KATIE GELSON WASHANGING OUT WITH HIM

AND NOW SHE'SA VAMPIRE TOO !

BUTTERS, THERE'S NO SUCHTHING AS VAMPIRES.

BUT THERE IS !

YOU GUYS GOTTABELIEVE ME !

FIRST, THEREWAS JUST A COUPLE

BUT NOW IT'S LIKETHEY'RE GROWING.

THEY HAVE FANGS AND DRINKBLOOD AND EVERYTHING !

ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS, WELL, YOU GODOCUMENT THE VAMPIRES' MOVEMENTS

SO WE KNOW WHAT THEIRINTENTIONS ARE.

REALLY, YOU THINKTHAT'S BEST ?

YEAH, NOWGET OUTTA HERE.

ALL RIGHT !

IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK,

TELL MY MOMWHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

OH, HO, YOU GOT POWNED,BEBE, YOU JAP BITCH !