DO YOU FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOU'REL-L-LOSING HER, S-STAN ?
I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDJUST TALK TO HER.
YOU KNOW, A LITTLECONVERSATION.
TELL HER WHAT YOU FEEL.
♪ SOMETIMES YA FEELLIKE THERE'S ♪
♪ A B-B-BURNIN'INSIDE YA LIKE A-- ♪♪
ALL RIGHTY THEN.
LOOK, I JUSTWANT YOU TO KNOW,
IF YOU WANT TO, YOU KNOW,
BE WITH THAT BRIDON KID,THEN YOU SHOULD.
I MEAN, I SEE THE WAYYOU TWO ARE TOGETHER
AND I DON'TWANNA BE IN YOUR WAY.
STAN, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT IS ?
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOUFOR BRIDON.
REALLY ?NO WAY !
THAT'D BE STUPID !
I WOULDN'T HAVEA CHANCE WITH BRIDON.
HE CAN BE WITHANY GIRL HE WANTS !
THERE YOU GO.
FEEL BETTER, P-PAL ?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ?
I CAN'T JUST SIT BACKAND WATCH SOME KID
STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND AWAY.
I MEAN, WENDY SAYSSHE'D NEVER LEAVE ME FOR HIM,
BUT WHAT IF SHE JUST DOESN'TWANNA HURT MY FEELINGS ?
SHE SAID HE COULDGET ANY GIRL HE WANTS,
AND THAT MEANS IF HE WANTED,HE COULD HAVE MY GIRL.
THIS IS ALL SO CRAZY.
I MEAN, REALLY, HOW COULDMY DAY GET ANY WORSE ?
( all finger-snapping )
NO, NO--NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.
I'M NOT DOING IT !
AWWW !AWWW !COME ON !AWWW !
NO, F--K OFF,I'M NOT DOING IT !
AWWW.TOO BAD.THAT SUCKS.
AW, JEEZ,YOU'RE NO FUN.
He Can Have Any Girl He Wants
Stan talks to Wendy about how he feels, but it doesn't help.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
High School Musical has taken over South Park Elementary, without the Boys knowing.x CLOSE
The Boys see what all this "musical" fuss is about, and vow to never be a part of it.x CLOSE
Garrison can't get through a lecture without a song breaking out.x CLOSE
Stan talks to Wendy about how he feels, but it doesn't help.x CLOSE
Stan confronts Bridon about his annoying dance routines.x CLOSE
Bridon confesses his dream to play basketball to his Dad.x CLOSE
Despite Stan's efforts to stop it, the singing and dancing continues.x CLOSE
Bridon tries out for for the basketball team, only to be interrupted by his Dad's slap hand.x CLOSE
The High School Musical fad isn't going away, and Stan tries to convince the Boys to get on board.x CLOSE
Bridon's Dad gets a visit from Child Protective Services.x CLOSE