DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
DID YOU REALLY NOT LIKEPRETENDING TO BE MARRIED ?
OH JESUS, NOW ISNOT THE TIME, B.
COME ON, YOU HAVE TO ADMITWE HAD SOME FUN.
MY GIRLS NEEDSOMEBODY BETTER
THAN A WORLD-CLASSDIAMOND THIEF.
WAIT, THERE, I GOT IT.
ALRIGHT EVERYONEWE'RE ABOUT TO GO
SO HERE'S THEREVISED SCHEDULE:
4:40 AMTHE TEAM GATHERS
AT THE NORTHWESTEXIT OF THE MUSEUM.
4:45 AMMICHELLE HACKSTHE OPTICAL RELAY
ALLOWING ME ACCESSTO THE REAR DOORS.
4:46FROM INSIDEI CAN OPEN THE DOORS
AND LET IN THE REST OF THE CREW.
5:10 AM AT THE DEPARTMENT OF POWERQUINCY SHUTS DOWN THE GRID
DISABLING POWERTO THE VAULT ROOM.
5:12MY GRANDMOTHER, WHO FAKEDHER DEATH ON MONDAY
CALLS IN A BOMB THREATTO THE MUSEUM.
I SAID I PUT A BOMB IN YOURBUILDING, YES.
5:13THE GUARDS OPENTHE SOUTHWEST DOOR
CHECKING THE MUSEUMFOR ANY BOMBS.
5:14McCAIN, DRESSED ASA FOOTBALL PLAYER
ENTERS SECURITY AND SHUTS OFFTHE DIAMOND CASE ALARM.
HEY YOU, STOP !
MICHELLE AND I HEAD BACKINTO THE TUNNEL
AND THE HOLE IS PATCHED.
5:15 AMI WALK OUT OFTHE OVAL OFFICE
WITH THE DIAMOND SECURELYHIDDEN IN MY ANUS.
ALL DONE, THANKS.
BOOM BABY !BOOM BABY !BOOM BABY !
JUST ONE THING-
DON'T YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE SUSPICIOUS
WHEN YOU DISAPPEAR ?
GO LOOKING FOR YOU ?
WE HIRED A GUY FOR THATA COUPLE MONTHS AGO.
( click, beep )
WHAT THE HELL ?
BOOM BABY !
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