( cheers and applause )
IF THERE IS ANYONEOUT THERE TONIGHT
WHO STILL DOUBTSTHAT AMERICA IS A PLACE
WHERE ALL THINGSARE POSSIBLE.
WHO STILL WONDERS IFTHE DREAM OF OUR FOUNDERS
IS ALIVE IN OUR TIME
WHO STILL QUESTIONSTHE POWER OF OUR DEMOCRACY...
TONIGHT ISYOUR ANSWER.
WE DID IT,WE F-ING DID IT !
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIMECOMING BUT TONIGHT,
BECAUSE OF WHAT WE DID ONTHIS DATE IN THIS ELECTION
AT THIS DEFINING MOMENT
CHANGE HAS COMETO AMERICA.
YEAH !YEAH OBAMA !
CHANGE !IT'S CHANGEEEEE !
SASHA AND MALIA I LOVE YOU BOTHMORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
AND YOU HAVE EARNEDTHE NEW PUPPY
THAT'S COMING WITH USTO THE WHITE HOUSE.
WE WILL NAME HIM"SPARKLES".
HE'S SO AWESOME !
HE'S SO PERFECTAND AWESOME !
WHERE WE ARE METWITH CYNICISM AND DOUBT
AND THOSE WHO TELL USTHAT WE CAN'T.
WE WILL RESPOND WITHTHAT TIMELESS CREED
THAT SUMS UP THESPIRIT OF A PEOPLE.
YES WE CAN.
( crowd )YES WE CAN !
YES I CAN !
YES I CAN !
HERE COMESTHE CHANGE EVERYBODY !
We Will Name Him Sparkles
Barack Obama accepts his bid to be the next President, and Randy can't contain his excitement.
Barack Obama accepts his bid to be the next President, and Randy can't contain his excitement.x CLOSE
While Obama fans celebrate change, McCain supporters mope in disappointment.x CLOSE
Kyle can't find his Parents anywhere, and Obama gets some "rest".x CLOSE
The Obama celebration turns into an all-out street party.x CLOSE
President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.x CLOSE
Ike can't take the fact that McCain lost.x CLOSE
The new President-elect wants to see the Oval Office.x CLOSE
Thanks to Obama, Randy can finally tell his boss what he really thinks.x CLOSE
Sarah Palin is a little bit smarter than she seems.x CLOSE
McCain supporters seek refuge in Mr. Stotch's bunker.x CLOSE