WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU GOING ONLIVE TELEVISION ON SATURDAY ?
YES, IT'S ALL FINALLYCOME TO FRUITION.
THE FINAL COGIN MY MASTER PLAN.
THIS SATURDAY I WILL GO ONNATIONAL TELEVISION, LIVE.
I WILL SAY HORRIBLETHINGS ON THE AIR,
AND PEOPLEWILL CALL ME BRAVE.
CARTMAN, THERE ARE PEOPLEIN THE WORLD
WHO REALLY HAVETOURETTE'S SYNDROME.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY !
NOT FUNNY ?
I HAVE FREE REIGNTO SAY ANYTHING I WANT
AND YOU GET INTO TROUBLEIF YOU TRY AND STOP ME.
CARE FOR A SCOTCH ?
KYLE, I'VE WON, NO MATTER HOWYOU LOOK AT IT.
I'VE MANAGEDNOT ONLY TO GET AWAY WITH
SAYING WHATEVER I WANTAT SCHOOL, ON THE BUS,
AT THE DINNER TABLE,
BUT THIS SATURDAY I WILLACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING I WANT
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
I'M GOING TOBLAST THE JEWS, KYLE.
I'M GOING TO CALL THEM EVERYNAME IN THE BOOK,
AND PEOPLE WILL CALLIT BRILLIANT TELEVISION.
THEY'LL PROBABLY GIVE MEAN EMMY.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GOON NATIONAL TELEVISION
AND SPEW A BUNCH OF HATESPEECH ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE !
I WON'T LET YOU DO IT,CARTMAN !
THEN THE GAME IS ON, KYLE.
IT'S NOT A GAME,YOU DERELICT !
AND THIS ISN'T SCOTCH.
IT'S APPLE JUICE !
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW LIBERATING IT IS
TO SAY WHATEVERCOMES TO MIND ?
BIG TITTIES, BUTT MUNCH.
THERE'S NO WALLS ANYMORE.
WHATEVER ENTERS MY BRAIN,
I CAN JUST SAY WITHOUTTHINKING ABOUT IT.
I WET MY BED LAST NIGHT !
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
YOU AREN'T GONNA GET AWAYWITH THIS, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
HMM, THAT WAS... WEIRD.
The Game is On
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.x CLOSE
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."x CLOSE
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.x CLOSE
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.x CLOSE
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.x CLOSE
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.x CLOSE
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.x CLOSE
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.x CLOSE
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.x CLOSE
Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Everyone at school is buying Cartman's fake Tourette's, except Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman's Tourette's is making school even more tedious for Kyle.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to a group therapy session for children with Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle is forced to apologize to Cartman for his intolerance.x CLOSE
Dateline NBC is going to do a special on Cartman's Tourette's.x CLOSE
Kyle can't let Cartman go on live television and say whatever he wants.x CLOSE
Cartman suddenly can't help what he says.x CLOSE
Chris Hansen won't let Cartman get out of being on Dateline.x CLOSE