Can you passthe garlic bread, Randy?
Why wouldn't I be ableto pass the garlic bread?
Dad, where were youlast night?
What? When?Where was I what?
Out. With friends.Doing things.
Well, I'm full.
I'm gonna go work in the garagefor a little bit.
Work on what?
On stuffthat do things.
Um, oh, I'm gonna takesome of this with me.
I'm still hungry.
Thought you just saidyou were full.
What am I, on trialor something?!
You guys are reallyacting strange.
All right.We're good.
Nobody suspects a thing.
Take a look at this.
We've got everythingfrom PC Principal's hard drive.
He was on to the gentrificationaround the world,
and he was convinced
that whatever was responsiblewasn't human.
Not human?Then what?
I don't careif they're aliens or vampires.
We need toround 'em up fast
and [bleep] themtill they're dead.
You don't wantto [bleep] a vampire.
You'll get hepatitis.
Oh, girlfriend,I am well beyond that.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.Don't you see what this means?
If something not humanis gentrifying the entire world,
soon no human will be ableto afford it.
They're trying to priceour species out of existence.
Aliens or Vampires
Stan begins to suspect his Dad might be involved in the PC plot. Meanwhile Randy, Garrison and Principal Victoria get closer to the truth about the ads.