HEIR PRESIDENT,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT IS A CRAP SENT TO USFROM THE UNITED STATES.
HAS IT BEEN CHECKEDFOR ACCURACY ?
IT APPEARS TO BELEGITIMATE.
BASED ON THE PHOTO,WE ESTIMATE THAT THE CRAP
IS OVER 8 COURICS !
WE BETTER GET ONA PLANE RIGHT AWAY.
HMM, ERN SNUSSEN ?
BRIER EN SNUSSEN AITCH.
( sniffing )
WHAT WAS YOUR PRIMARY DIETFOR THIS POO, MR. MARSH ?
MOSTLY P.F. CHANG'S,
GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN,AND THEN A LOT OF
AUNT JEMIMA FROZEN SAUSAGE BISCUITS IN THE MORNINGS.
I BELIEVE I DETECTSOME CABBAGE AS WELL ?
OH, YES, I HADA LOT OF KIMCHI.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BEKIDDING ME.
THESE GUYS AREFROM ZURICH, SHARON !
THEY'RE EUROPEANS !
IT IS A TREMENDOUS CRAP,MR. MARSH.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
YOUR CRAP OFFICIALLYWEIGHS 8.6 COURICS.
THE STANDARD MEASURING UNITFOR HUMAN FECES.
ONE KATIE COURICIS APPROXIMATELY
2 POUNDS OF EXCREMENT.
THE CURRENT RECORD IS A CRAPWEIGHING 7.5 COURICS.
BUT THAT MEANS...
YOU ARE THE NEWWORLD CHAMPION !
YOU MEAN-- REALLY ?!
( laughing hysterically )
HEY, STAN !HEY, SHARON !
HEY, EVERYBODY !
WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER CALLTHE OLD CHAMPION
AND LET HIM KNOW HISRECORD HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN.
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE