IN THE SEWERS ?
IT CAN'T BESAFE DOWN THERE.
( panting )
OH, GOD,WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
( woman )Oh, my God !( screaming )
Something's insidethe store !
( Chris )Guinea rabbits !They're inside !
( glass shattering )
WHOA, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE !
( man )Help me !
Help me !
Travis, no !
YOU CAN'T HELP HIM !
There's somethingover there !
It's a guinea bear !
NO, IT'S AGUINEA MOUSE, STUPID !
Kill me !
Randy, the storeroom-- we'vegotta get to the storeroom !
( panting )
( Shelley )Mom, I can't see !
IT'S OKAY, SHELLEY, DADDY'SGONNA TURN ON NIGHT VISION.
Ahgghgh !Ahghgh !Ahghgh !
What, what,what, what ?!
Nothing, sorry,I just startled myself.
LET'S HEAD OVERTHIS WAY, GUYS.
YOU HEAR THAT ?IT SOUNDS LIKE WATER.
YEAH, IT'S COMINGFROM UP THERE.
DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
WHAT-- WHAT DOYOU MEAN "NO" ?
I'M NOT FOLLOWINGYOU GUYS ANYMORE.
DUDE, WE HAVE TO GOCHECK THIS OUT.
BECAUSE JUST--THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
EVERY TIME BAD THINGS HAPPEN,
YOU GUYS END UP PUTTINGYOURSELVES
DEEPER INTOTHE MIDDLE OF IT BECAUSE
"THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS."
Mankind Has Prevailed
Craig saved the world, and people all over learned to support Peruvian Flute Bands.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The "Pandemic" continues.x CLOSE
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.x CLOSE
South Park is under attack and the Marsh family runs for their lives.x CLOSE
The Boys question why Homeland Security has sent them to Peru.x CLOSE
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.x CLOSE
The Boys find themselves in Land of the Giants Lost World.x CLOSE
South Park comes under attack by giant bees.x CLOSE
The Boys find a connection between Craig and recent attacks on the world.x CLOSE
The Director of Homeland Security demands to be taken to Machu Picchu.x CLOSE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.x CLOSE