OH, THAT STARTLED ME !
THAT WASREALLY STARTLING !
I THINK WE'RE JUST HEADINGDEEPER INTO THE MOUNTAINS.
YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULDSTART HEADING THAT WAY.
I THINK WE'REF--KED !
HEY, HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT IS IT ?
( Kyle )I DON'T KNOW, LOOKS OLD.
LET'S SEE WHAT'SIN THERE.
"LET'S SEE WHAT'SIN THERE."
THAT'S WHY YOU GUYSGET INTO THESE SITUATIONS.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU COME ACROSSA SPOOKY ANCIENT RUIN,
YOU SAY,"LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE."
IT MIGHT BE A WAY OUT,CRAIG !
YEAH, MR. COMPLAINY-PANTS.
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'SBEEN IN HERE FOR CENTURIES.
YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS !
IT'S A WALL OFANCIENT DRAWINGS.
( Kyle )DUDE, IT'S APERUVIAN FLUTE BAND !
I KNOW, AND LOOK--
( Cartman )LOOKS LIKETHE PAN-FLUTE MUSIC
IS DRIVING AWAY GIANTGUINEA PIGS ?
OH, NO WAY, LOOK !
THE PAN-FLUTE BAND'SPUT IN PRISON.
JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED !
AND THEN THE GUINEA PIGSKILLING PEOPLE !
DUDE, IT'S CRAIG !
THAT IS CRAIG !
DUDE, CRAIG,WHAT'S GOING ON ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
WELL, DO YOU MIND TELLING USWHAT YOU'RE DOING ON
AN ANCIENTINCAN WALL, CRAIG ?!
I DON'T KNOW.
( man )THERE IS NOW WORD OFHUGE BEEHIVES FORMING
IN CITIES ACROSS THE U.S.AND CANADA.
EUROPE AND CHINA ARE REPORTING
DEATHS BY GUINEA PIGSIN THE TENS OF THOUSANDS.
AND HOW ARE THE EFFORTS TOCONTAIN ALL THIS GOING ?
IT'S BAD, SIR.
IT SEEMS WE HAVE NO WAYOF STOPPING IT.
WE'VE LOSTCOMPLETE CONTROL.
( evil laughter )
UH, SIR ?
I'M SORRY, I JUSTTHOUGHT OF A FUNNY JOKE.
ALL RIGHT,GET THE JETS READY.
I NEED TO GET TOMACHU PICCHU.
UH, MACHU PICCHU, SIR ?
YES, I NEED TO BETAKEN TO MACHU PICCHU.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HEARING ?
BUT, SIR, WHAT COULD POSSIBLYBE AT MACHU PICCHU TO HELP--
AM I IN CHARGE OR NOT ?!
( distant screaming )
We're inthe grocery store now.
Some other survivors here.
Can we get out throughthe highway ?
The highway's unreachable.
There's guinea ratsall over it.
Guinea rats ?( Randy )SO STARTLED, SO STARTLED.
What do you mean,guinea rats ?
Look, there are guinea pigs,
but there's also guinea bees,guinea rats.
I've even seen someguinea spiders out there.
Randy, will youstop doing that ?
I'll Just Walk Away
The Director of Homeland Security faces off with the Guinea kind's mortal foe...Craig.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
The "Pandemic" continues.x CLOSE
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.x CLOSE
South Park is under attack and the Marsh family runs for their lives.x CLOSE
The Boys question why Homeland Security has sent them to Peru.x CLOSE
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.x CLOSE
The Boys find themselves in Land of the Giants Lost World.x CLOSE
South Park comes under attack by giant bees.x CLOSE
The Boys find a connection between Craig and recent attacks on the world.x CLOSE
The Director of Homeland Security demands to be taken to Machu Picchu.x CLOSE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.x CLOSE