OKAY, NOW THERE'S SPARKSSHOOTING OUT OF MY EYES.
AH, CURSE YE, CRAIG !
STOP ! AHGHGH !
( sighing )
( Craig )MY NAME IS CRAIG TUCKER.
LAST WEEK, I STOPPEDA GUINEA PIRATE
FROM TAKING OVER THE EARTH.
ALL THE PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDSWERE RELEASED...
AND DROVETHE GUINEA CREATURES
BACK TO THE ANDES MOUNTAINS.
MANY PEOPLE HAD DIED,BUT MANKIND HAD PREVAILED.
ALL OVER THE WORLD,SURVIVORS WERE FOUND--
LIVING WITNESSES TO THE TERRORTHAT HAD BEEN SEEN.
HERE, HERE,LOOK, LOOK !
OH-- OH, I DIDN'T HAVEA TAPE IN IT.
( camera clicking )
THE GUINEA PIRATE LIVED,
BUT WAS TAKEN TO PRISON TOLIVE OUT THE REST OF HIS DAYS.
AND PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
LEARNED TO SUPPORTTHEIR LOCAL PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS
AND BUY THEIR C.D.s,
FOR THEY PROTECT USFROM THE GUINEA CREATURES.
AS FOR ME, I WAS RETURNED HOMEBY HOMELAND SECURITY.
MY PARENTS WERE SO HAPPY.
I REALIZED THAT WE DON'TALWAYS HAVE CONTROL OVER
WHAT HAPPENS TO US.
WE ARE BUT PLAYERS ONTHE STAGE OF LIFE.
AND I ALSO LEARNEDTO NEVER LISTEN WHEN PEOPLE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.
The "Pandemic" continues.x CLOSE
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.x CLOSE
South Park is under attack and the Marsh family runs for their lives.x CLOSE
The Boys question why Homeland Security has sent them to Peru.x CLOSE
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.x CLOSE
The Boys find themselves in Land of the Giants Lost World.x CLOSE
South Park comes under attack by giant bees.x CLOSE
The Boys find a connection between Craig and recent attacks on the world.x CLOSE
The Director of Homeland Security demands to be taken to Machu Picchu.x CLOSE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.x CLOSE