WE CHECKED ON WIKIPEDIA
AND FOUND OUT THATGUINEA PIGS
ARE FROMTHE ANDES MOUNTAINS-- HERE.
WHAT ABOUTTHE PAN-FLUTE BANDS ?
ARE THEY ON THEIR WAYTO GUANTANAMO BAY ?
SIR, WE BELIEVE WE HAVEBIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
THAN PAN-FLUTE BANDS.
HAVE THEY BEEN LOADEDONTO THE BOATS OR NOT ?!
WE DIVERTED ALL THE RESOURCESAWAY FROM THE PAN-FLUTE BANDS
TO DEAL WITHTHE GUINEA PIGS.
THAT WAS AN ORDER !
THE FLUTE BANDS WERETO BE PUT ON BOATS
TO GUANTANAMO LAST NIGHT !
I AM STILLIN CHARGE HERE !
I WANT THOSE PAN-FLUTE BANDSON THE BOATS TO GUANTANAMO !
I DON'T SEE WHY YOUHAVE TO YELL AT PEOPLE.
( whimpering )
( alarms blaring )
( Randy )OKAY, WE'RE DOWNIN MAIN STREET NOW.
OHH-- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
Where do we go, Randy ?
WE'VE GOT TOGET OUT OF TOWN.
GO THROUGH THAT WAY.
( man )No !
Ahgh-- my arm, my arm !
( Randy )OH, JESUS !
( Sharon )Randy, run !
( panting )
OKAY, WE'RE RUNNING NOW !
THERE'S SHARONAND SHELLEY RUNNING.
WAVE TO THE CAMERA,SHELLEY.
Dad !( glass shattering )
IN THERE, IN THERE !
( panting )
Oh, God, oh, God,I'm so startled.
Are you startled, Sharon ?
Randy, put down the--
( screaming )
( low moan )
( Shelley )It's gonna kill us !
Just stay down, Shelley,it can't come in here !
( Randy )HOLD ON, HOLD ON, I NEED TOGET A SHOT OF IT FROM OUTSIDE.
Randy, where areyou going ?
( panting )
HERE WE SEE A VIEW FROMOUTSIDE THE BUS.
( Sharon )Randy !
( panting )
What the hellare you doing ?!
I GOT A REALLY GOODSHOT OF IT, SHARON.
I Don't See Why You Have To Yell
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
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With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
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The "Pandemic" continues.x CLOSE
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.x CLOSE
South Park is under attack and the Marsh family runs for their lives.x CLOSE
The Boys question why Homeland Security has sent them to Peru.x CLOSE
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.x CLOSE
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South Park comes under attack by giant bees.x CLOSE
The Boys find a connection between Craig and recent attacks on the world.x CLOSE
The Director of Homeland Security demands to be taken to Machu Picchu.x CLOSE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.x CLOSE