LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
MY GRANDMA GAVE MEA CHECK FOR $100.
I WAS SO HAPPY.
BUT THEN, FOUR KIDS FROM SCHOOLCAME TO MY HOUSE
AND SAID I SHOULD USEMY $100 TO INVEST IN BECOMING
A PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND.
THEY PROMISED I WOULD DOUBLEMY MONEY IN ONE AFTERNOON.
BUT THE GOVERNMENT ARRESTED US,
ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHERPERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS,
AND TOOK US TO ANINTERNMENT CAMP IN MIAMI.
WE BEGGED TO GO HOME.
BUT INSTEAD,THE GOVERNMENT TOLD US
THEY WERE SENDING US TO PERU.
( bird squawking )
AND SO THAT IS WHYI AM NOW IN PERU.
IF I DIE, LET ITBE KNOWN THAT IT IS
BECAUSE FOUR GUYS I DON'TEVEN LIKE FROM SCHOOL
LIED TO ME AND TOOKMY BIRTHDAY MONEY.
WE DIDN'T LIE, CRAIG,IT WAS A SWEET IDEA !
YEAH, HOW WEREWE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT PAN-FLUTE BANDSWOULD BE OUTLAWED ?
I DON'T GET IT.
THEY SAID THE MILITARYWOULD MEET US HERE.
THIS IS WHERETHEY TOLD US TO LAND.
CAN YOU GET THROUGHTO WASHINGTON ?
( man )This is Conner in Washington !
HEY, CONNER, THE PLACE THATHOMELAND SECURITY TOLD US
TO START THE OPERATION--
THERE'S NOBODY HERETO MEET US.
IT'S LIKE THEY SENTUS TO NO-MAN'S LAND.
Jesus, they're everywhere !
WHAT ARE EVERYWHERE ?
So furry !
They're attackingevery city-- Ahh--
People dying-- Ahh--
Guinea pigs...all over-- Ahh--
GUINEA PIGS ?
Can't stop them !
Need to get out--Ahh--
I just ate...
A peanut-- Ahh--
Peanut now stuckin throat-- Ahh--
Shouldn't eat peanutswhen scared !
My Name Is Craig Tucker
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.
The "Pandemic" continues.x CLOSE
The Boys arrive in Peru and find out the rest of the world might be in trouble.x CLOSE
South Park is under attack and the Marsh family runs for their lives.x CLOSE
The Boys question why Homeland Security has sent them to Peru.x CLOSE
Homeland Security has bigger problems than Pan Flute Bands. Just ask the Marshes.x CLOSE
The Boys find themselves in Land of the Giants Lost World.x CLOSE
South Park comes under attack by giant bees.x CLOSE
The Boys find a connection between Craig and recent attacks on the world.x CLOSE
The Director of Homeland Security demands to be taken to Machu Picchu.x CLOSE
Randy gets it all on tape as the citizens of South Park hide from Guinea terror.x CLOSE