ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ABOUT800 KILOMETERS FROM PERU.
THERE'LL BE A TRUCK TO TAKEYOU INSIDE THE BORDER
WHERE YOU'LL BE BRIEFEDON MISSION SPECIFICS.
WAS THERE EVER A MOMENT
WHEN YOU GUYSFIRST CAME UP WITH
THE GENIUS PLAN TO BECOMEA PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND
THAT ANY OF YOU SAID,
"HEY, YOU KNOW, THIS PLANMIGHT BACKFIRE" ?
NO, THAT NEVEROCCURS TO YOU,
BECAUSE YOUGUYS ARE JERKS
AND YOU NEVER LEARNFROM YOUR MISTAKES.
AND THAT'S WHYEVERYONE AT SCHOOL
THINKS YOU GUYSARE ASSHOLES.
THAT'S NOT TRUE !
KIDS AT SCHOOL LIKE US--DON'T THEY ?
YEAH, DUDE, KIDS AT SCHOOLTOTALLY LIKE US.
CRAIG'S JUST BEING A DICK
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVINGA TOUGH TIME RIGHT NOW.
I'M BEING A DICK ?
YOU GUYS TOOKMY BIRTHDAY MONEY,
GOT ME ARRESTED AND SENT TOMIAMI WITH NO WAY HOME
EXCEPT TO TAKE DOWNTHE COUNTRY OF PERU,
AND I'M BEING A DICK.
THERE'S NO TALKINGTO THIS GUY.
ALL RIGHT, FINE, CRAIG.
WHEN WE GET BACK HOME,WE'LL GET YOU YOUR MONEY BACK
AND WE'LL NEVER TALK TO YOUAGAIN-- HOW'S THAT ?
THAT WOULD BE GREAT,THANK YOU.
THIS IS WRONG.
THIS JUST DOESN'TMAKE ANY SENSE.
WHY WOULD HOMELAND SECURITYSEND US INTO PERU ?
BECAUSE THEY WERE STARTINGTO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ?
I DON'T KNOW,IT JUST FEELS LIKE
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHINGELSE GOING ON HERE.
PLEASE, I DON'T KNOWWHERE ELSE TO TURN.
There's No Talking To This Guy
Even on their way to Peru, Craig continues to be a dick.
Stan is annoyed by the excess of Peruvian flute bands. Randy enjoys his new videocamera.x CLOSE
The boys decide forming a Peruvian flute band would be an easy way to make bank.x CLOSE
During their first public performance, the boys feel the heat of Peruvian flute competition.x CLOSE
The Department of Homeland Security realizes they have an epidemic on their hands.x CLOSE
The Department of Homeland Security launches a counter-attack on Pan Flute Bands.x CLOSE
Randy films his family watching the news.x CLOSE
The Boys try to reason with a guard, buy he doesn't want any more CDs.x CLOSE
Homeland Security informs the camp that they're about to be shipped off.x CLOSE
The Parents all wonder what has happened to the Boys.x CLOSE
Homeland Security tries to figure out where "Peruvian" is.x CLOSE