I DON'T GET IT, KENNY.
WHY DID YOU BUY RAZORSAND SHAVING CREAM ?
'CAUSE, DUDE, I'M GONNASHAVE MY BALLS.
SHAVE YOUR BALLS ?
WHY WOULD YOUSHAVE YOUR BALLS ?
BECAUSE GIRLS LIKESHAVED BALLS.
GIRLS LIKESHAVED BALLS ?
YES, THEY DO.
WHAT GIRL IS GONNASEE YOUR BALLS ?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH, JESUS,THERE'S ANOTHER ONE !
( playing flute )
ANOTHER PAN FLUTE BAND.
HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICEDTHERE'S BANDS LIKE THIS
EVERYWHERE YOU GO LATELY ?
YEAH, I SAW LIKE THREEOF THOSE BANDS
DOWN IN DENVER YESTERDAY.
ALL THEIR CRAPPY MUSICSOUNDS THE SAME.
I'M SO SICK OF HEARING THISMUSIC EVERYWHERE I GO !
I THINK KENNY LIKES IT.
I GOTTA GET HOMEFOR DINNER.
YEAH, ME TOO.
SHUT UP ALREADY !
I'M OUTTA HERE,SEE YA, GUYS.
( man on tv )Tonight, the Travel Channeltakes you to London !
London hassomething for everyone !
and wonderfulstreet performers !
THEY'RE IN LONDON TOO ?!
( Sharon )HEY, TIME FORDINNER, GUYS !
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, DIG IN.
WHERE'S DAD ?
HE'S UPSTAIRS VIDEOTAPING YOURGRANDFATHER IN THE BATHTUB.
BECAUSE EVER SINCE YOUR FATHERGOT THAT STUPID VIDEO CAMERA,
HE THINKS HE HAS TO FILMEVERYTHING THE FAMILY DOES.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE !
MARSH FAMILY GATHEREDFOR ANOTHER DINNER !
RANDY, WE HAVE PLENTY OFVIDEO OF US EATING DINNER.
YOU EXCITED ABOUT DINNER,SHELLEY ?
TURN IT OFF, DAD !
OH, LOOK, STAN'SEATING A TATER TOT !
WAVE TO THE CAMERA,STAN !
( muffled music )
AW, JESUS CHRIST !
OH, NEAT-O !
IT'S ONE OF THOSEPERUVIAN PAN FLUTE BANDS !
STAN, GO OUT AND STAND WITH'EM, I CAN GET A SHOT.
Stan is annoyed by the excess of Peruvian flute bands. Randy enjoys his new videocamera.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.x CLOSE
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.x CLOSE
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.x CLOSE
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.x CLOSE
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.x CLOSE
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.x CLOSE
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.x CLOSE
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.x CLOSE
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.x CLOSE
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.x CLOSE
Stan is annoyed by the excess of Peruvian flute bands. Randy enjoys his new videocamera.x CLOSE
The boys decide forming a Peruvian flute band would be an easy way to make bank.x CLOSE
During their first public performance, the boys feel the heat of Peruvian flute competition.x CLOSE
The Department of Homeland Security realizes they have an epidemic on their hands.x CLOSE
The Department of Homeland Security launches a counter-attack on Pan Flute Bands.x CLOSE
Randy films his family watching the news.x CLOSE
The Boys try to reason with a guard, buy he doesn't want any more CDs.x CLOSE
Homeland Security informs the camp that they're about to be shipped off.x CLOSE
The Parents all wonder what has happened to the Boys.x CLOSE
Homeland Security tries to figure out where "Peruvian" is.x CLOSE